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What Are The Bright Buttons 
Are they just screenshot copyright markups?
In half of the shots, the resolution seems actually quite big! Much bigger than the original's 320x200. 
Quake 3 Tweak Guides 
Can anyone point me to a detailed Quake 3 perfomance tweak guide (including explanations of those video/audio tweak console commands and such)? For the time being I am stuck on a Duron 800 with a GF2 MX and Quake 3 gets pretty damn slow on some maps. 
Damn 
Cellphone Quake looks pretty good! Maybe we can make a start up company that makes add on packs of levels for it that you can download for a fee!!!!11!11 
RE: Damn 
Get your lawyers ready, people - because this is only a matter of time.

Did I mention I fucking hate mobile phone "culture" and all the spongers/con-men that make money ripping off kids (or let's be honest - their parent's credit cards) for ringtones and all the other shite?

Oh and yay! someone is finally sueing those fucking Crazy Frog twats: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050629/325/fm9mq.html

Ring-de-ding-ding in-fucking-deed. 
Musical Ringtones 
are rather unprofessional to me. When I see mr suit&tie pull out his cell phone after the first 8 bars of the latest D12 single plays I can't help but cringe.

Oh btw, to those of you who DO own cellphones, and go shopping... WHY THE GODDAMN HELL DO YOU PULL OUT THE PHONE SOON AS ITS YOUR TURN TO STEP UP TO THE CASH REGISTER AND PROCEED TO DIAL SOMEBODY AND CONVERSE WITH THEM WHILE I RING THROUGH YOUR TRANSACTION THEN HAVE ME REPEAT MYSELF TO YOU 4 TIME BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T LISTENING? 
Yeah! 
YEAH!

I agree with what both of you said.

Why the fuck can't people just use the standard ring that came with their phone?

Here's a question for the people that are keeping the dodgy ringtone people in business: Why do you keep downloading these crap ringtones? Is it to prove how bad your taste in badly programmed synthesised music is, because you are so unaware of where a sound is emanating from you need to have your mobile ringtone personalised, or is it just to highlight what an absolute cock jockey you are (of course, you just believe that it shows what a stand up character you are)? 
Mobile Phones: 
Don't own one.


Ring tones:

Worst idea evar. Completely symptomatic of the 1st World's stupidity, shallowness, crassness, and unnerring dedication to wasting time and money on things that are useless and awful. 
P.S. 
Kinn, don't worry, how the fuck is mobile-Quake gonna run Marcher?? 
Ring Tones 
I never liked them either. Fucking annoying. 
Mobile Phones: 
Do own one. Do not own another phone of any kind. Can turn the phone off if required. Do have a special ringtone, so when in a group of people with our phones in the other room, I'll know it is mine that is ringing.

Will not fucking answer the phone in the movies like some tard did two days ago.

"Hi. In the movies. In the movies. Yeah. I'll call you later."

This is the reason why death penalty should be allowed in Finland. Murderers, rapists, child molesters, who cares? Life for them. Just kill the fucktards. 
Ring Tones: 
I'd never buy one but I do have a custom one to be able to tell that it's my phone ringing and not anyone else's. I don't have any polyphonic stuff though just an old primitive phone model and like vigil it's the only phone I have after moving away from my parents. 
RE: Ring Tones 
All of you whining about custom ringtones are probably using the default Windows wallpaper and theme too. No? Then what the hell are you whining about? 
Jago. 
Remove yourself out of the way.

Windows theme and wallpaper are: 1. Free. 2. Items which don't piss everyone else off. 3. Capable of being high quality. 4. Items which are often in your senses most of the time you're on a PC.

Poor comparison. 
Heh 
i use vibrator only with melody disabled ;D 
And 
Vondur buys pants with groin-area pockets. 
Heh Indeed. 
Heh

#8133 posted by Vondur [85.140.31.22] on 2005/07/02 10:40:40
i use vibrator
 
Possible Free Ringtones 
http://mobile17.smashsworld.com/

I haven't actually used this service yet.

I wouldn't even care except my phone doesn't even offer a "phone ringing" sound; i have to use one of their 20 stupid default tunes, which all suck.

I used to totally customize my windows themes and stuff, but after using so many computers at home and work, it's easier to go with the default and simply customize the minimum i need (turning off winxp skin, turning on classic start menu, bumping mouse sensitivity and key repeat rate, and turning on show file extensions and show hidden files.) Since we're sharing. 
Cell Phones 
I've never owned one and I despise and loathe anyone who uses it other than for emergencies or in private.

There is nothing more irritating than walking around in public, listening to some brain-dead twat arguing on a cell phone over some stupid domestic shit like "HONEY, I BOUGHT THE DIAPERS LAST TIME" 
/me Calls RPG 
"RPG! WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU RELEASING SM82?? No, you said you would do that a week ago! No I'm not seeing anyone else! No you're just being stupid!"

That was me calling RPG. 
Uhuh 
Do you people freak out when a couple have a conversation while walking on the sidewalk? Then why is it suddenly offensive when one person isn't physically there? Does it make it harder for you to pry into their lives? 
Mobiles 
I finally had to get a cell, and I was extremely saddened and dismayed that of the many rings I had to choose from, THE SOUND OF A GOD DAMN PHONE RINGING was not among them.

My only kitty pictar I keep posting:
http://www.lunaran.com/pics/feedme.jpg


Also, this new job is fun but is kicking my ass. Quake4 will rock your socks. That is all. 
Ditto 
my phone didn't come with a phone sound. I evem deleted all the ringtones, and the one that was left was some awful ibiza club tune.

I made use of the built in bluetooth and transferred a ringtone I could put up with from someone else. This tone actually sounds like a telephone. AMAZING. 
Hmmh 
Mobile phones (or cell phones, or whatever) are so common here that not having one is almost an insult.

People talk on their phones nearly everywhere, or fiddle with it, maybe sending SMS messages, maybe browsing pr0n pictures they've saved (yes, pr0n in cell phones, technology is amazing).

Out of the people I know, my 4 year old cousin doesn't have a cell, and my grandparents share one. All my other relatives have one (of those close enough worth calling), all my friends have one, all the employees at my workplace have one.

I believe my phone model is now 3 or maybe 4 years old. It has a black and white screen, doesn't have a camera, can't play "polytones", but it's actually really fast to use, functional, and it's hard to get lost in the menus. The special bits I like about it are a calculator, a calendar and a radio. Unlike some new phones...

Samsung has a TV ad here. Their new model whatever has a built-in MP3 player, a decent camera, and several other features. Not once during the ad is it mentioned that it's a cell phone. They are advertising a gadget that can play MP3's and take pictures. Apparently, after I did some researching, you can also use it for calling to other people. Imagine that!

Also, this new job is fun but is kicking my ass. Quake4 will rock your socks. That is all.

I believe you have just violated your non-disclosure agreement. Prepare to be boarded. 
^_~ 
Also, this new job is fun but is kicking my ass. Quake4 will rock your socks. That is all.

I look forward to defeating Quake4's Makron with massive firepower whilst simultaneously solving the Doom3-engine version of Rubik's Clock.

(just kidding Lun; you rock >:} ) 
Grr 
"Also, this new job is fun but is kicking my ass. Quake4 will rock your socks. That is all."

I hate you so much. ;)

I love my mobile phone...does that make me a bad man? :( 
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