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BTW... 
... Kell is better in poesy than in Qauke mapping... hi hi hi 
Worst 
called it talking like MadFox day
so he wrote ShubNiggurat a pray
then he aimlessly wondered
what all hard-edged Quakers conquered
but they only sat back on his native to play

now he is udes as a monkey
fpor all purpose donkey
at least he gave it a try
that's more than asking why
he is still mapping like a zombie 
So What's Up With Gamesurge? 
[17:58] Closing Link: czgHL2 by Tukikohta.FI.EU.GameSurge.net (Sorry, your connection class is full - try again later or try another server)
Phuquers! 
 
There once was a coder named metslime
Whose engine was simply sublime
Bar one crucial flaw:
Edicts maxed 600 (and no more)
So it crashed on Kinn's map every time 
 
An upcoming mapper named Ankh
Couldn't get his monsters to flank
But it wasn't his fault
Line traces always used hull nought
As the movement code was a pile of wank 
Your Meter Is Broken 
 
ROFL. 
These are class, hats off to you guys!

CZG, try eu gamesurge instead of us gamesurge, the latter is down for me. 
Not Only Mappers But 
The tools that are made by aguirRe
is what every mapper desire!
he often updates
to the joy of his mates
and we go to his page to acquire! 
Czg And Gamesure Problems 
guys, try checking servers listed on http://www.gamesurge.net site, some of them are reachable...

gamesurge sucks btw 
Cpm1qw Map 
o.k i dont know if you are interesed by this news but my friend Samon from Poland make this great remake of a Quake3 map, so if you guys want to add please make it!!!

http://www.quakeworld.nu/?a=news&id=624

:)

Trinca 
Hrim 
LOL very nice. :)

Also, in case no one saw on planetdoom, some d00dz are making a Hexen tc for Doom3. Can't reach the page, but hopefully it'll be damn cool. 
Return Of The King, Extended Edition 
Holy Christ on a stick, this thing is 251 minutes long. That is 4 hours and 11 minutes. This is going to be the longest movie I've ever watched so far. I will probably post some impressions in the movie thread tomorrow or the day after that. 
Ahem 
There was once a mapper named Lun
Whose maps were marvelously fun
Some poems he wrote
But this I must note
They didn't rhyme 
 
... lol@pushplay 
Quake 2 Turned 7 Years Old 
On Dec 1st, Quake 2 turned 7 years old... 
 
there was an old mapper named Kell
whose limericks were often quite swell
but after a while
he would tire of the style
then - would - try - to - fit - as - many - syllables - as - he - possibly - could - into - the - last - line - and - bork - the - board - code - but - still - make - sure - it - rhymed - as - well 
How Did Nobody 
catch that 'Peyote' does not rhyme with scrote or note. 
Just In Case 
I know I had one or 2 inquiries from members here to me some time ago about me doing sites, I may or may not have missed more since. So in that case, the portfolio is back up.

http://www.phait-accompli.com/design/ 
Blackpope, 
our ebon papist friend,

I noticed, but I didn't want to encourage anymore limericks. 
Jago 
WTF? I thought ROTK:EE wasn't out until December 14th? 
 
Necros' maps were so bold
He increased monster numbers tenfold
With epic horde combat
He had a pet wombat
Named 'Gerald' (or so I am told) 
Dec 10th 
here in Australia. 
Kinn 
There is this wonderful thing, it's called the Internet. 
Jago 
Sorry, I forgot that shitty .avi rips being viewed on a monitor screen are the ideal medium in which to watch one's favourite films. 
Kinn 
AVI is not a codec, it's a file format containing data. The data within can be encoded with a bad codec at a bad bitrate and a good codec at a good bitrate. I'd say that a 3 CD DVDrip encoded with XViD with AC3 5 channel audio is pretty appropriate for a LoTR movie.

I have to live with watching movies on a monitor as I don't have a good TV, but may I remind you that you can hook your computer to a projector and watch the movies off your ROOM WALL. Me and my friends had access to one such projector when we were in high school and let me tell you, it beats watching movies from a monitor, tv AND movie theater screen. 
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