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I'm Listening To The Doom3 Theme Song 
Am I missing something that makes this song great, or am I right in thinking it sounds like garage-band grade shit? 
Awww... Ain't It CUUUTE!? 
http://www.petitiononline.com/kull1522/petition.html

Poor widdle thing, jus' wanna wrap 'm in cotton wool and set 'm on fire, don'chu? 
Fc 
it's a sham. 
Re: I'm Listening To The Doom3 Theme Song 
Am I missing something..., or am I right in thinking [the Doom 3 theme song] sounds like garage-band grade shit?

I wasn't particularly impressed, either. I wouldn't have called it "shit," though. 
Beautifull Garbage 
I never thought Garbage was a shit band! 
Doom 3 Review 
I Got This Bizarre E-mail Today 
Has anyone else received anything like this? I can't possibly accept the idea that Ravensoft wants me and thought they would recommend a monitor while they were at it.

Hi pushplay@****.ca,

This is a message from me@me.com. They thought you would be interested in:

http://www.auspcmarket.com.au/show_product_info.php?code=MO-SA910V

They also say:

i wasn't sure if you were a ai programmer or not so i sent you this...

ARE YOU A AI PROGRAMMER
Thursday, July 22, 2004.

If you are, then Raven Software wants your undivided attention.




Mr. Rick Johnson's the Lead Programmer at Raven Software sent out a .plan file late last week where he has announced he us seeking a AI Programmer. Maybe you could be the person he is looking for.

This person will be responsible for assisting in the development of single player AI for a Doom3 based product.
This person will need to coordinate their own efforts with those of the animation department as well as to ensure proper level design and use of the AI.

(blah blah blah...)

Applications should either email or mail resumes to:
(some address)

rjohnson@ravensoft.com

...btw i couldn't get your quake 3 map to work could you post instructions on your site?

--
Thanks,

The AusPC Team.
 
Wow That Is Bizarre 
Written like a AI simulation scripter set on the Random and Retarded settings. There is enough info there to regard the second part as plauseable.

I get the feeling their are three seperate interested parties in that e-mail (as if three e-mails got bunched up). me@me.com, RJohnson, and whom ever is asking for assistance on your map. 
Spam Has Indeed Taken On A New And Scary Form. 
Be afraid. 
Hahahahahaha 
No, that is certainly not the way that Raven would go about things. That's good stuff. 
 
ARE YOU A AI PROGRAMMER

the grammar on that phrase owns like slavery 
Owns Like Slavery 
That's priceless.

The weird thing is that I do machine learning programming for a living at the moment. And I do have an unfinished quake 3 map on my site. (Someone needs to kick my ass and make me finish it.) Wait a sec, I might know who sent this to me... 
Dont Leave Us Hanging!! 
Who was it? 
Pushplay 
Well that's got to be someone you know yanking your chain... I've heard of targetted advertising but that's beyond ridiculous :)

p.s I've bought a lot of computer hardware from auspcmarket.com.au... of course you never know, but I have a hard time believing they'd be in on some kind of bizzare spam like this. They're more reputable than that. 
Inspirational Architecture 
Maj 
L
O
L

(Yes, putting each letter on a new line somehow means that his "LOL" is more important than others.) 
Oh Man, 
that really appeals to the Ed Wood in me. 
Maj 
Looks like a Kona map. 
Pushplay 
Take it from me that Raven doesn't approach people they want to hire that way. 
Asdf 
anybody know how the situation with fov120.com/cubeengine is coming along?

oh and for those interested:
http://www.gamedev.net/reference/design/features/wageslave/

, a good article coming from the perspective that player's have less time to burn on bad designs. covers some issues that have been raised here in the past. 
Yay Nice Read. 
It's common sense, but often times unvocalized common sense. 
New Review 
Lol @ Maj 
I now have a name for my dm map! 
Bad Trip, Dude 
http://www.planetquake.com/fatty/smile/fitz-psychedelia.jpg

Ever since yesterday, after the technician got the wireless card working, FitzQuake's lightmaps have been plagued with these bursts of colour on arbitrary surfaces. And they do change over time. Maybe I should post some more psychedelic screens of Menkalikan for a laugh.

Anyway, what could be causing this? It isn't happening on any other engines I've tried... 
 
i seem to remember metlslime once posting pictures where he did something like that by accidentally screwing up some code. maybe remnants of that? 
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