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Yes, we seen that, we are waiting for the "Hilarious" stuff ;) 
Abyss 
shut your pie-hole, Family Guy is the best animated series ever.

they don't teach you anything in junior high nowadays, do they?

You're fired! 
 
"Family Guy is the best animated series ever."

Well, I'd hate to see the worst!!

"they don't teach you anything in junior high nowadays, do they?"

dunno, that was about 25 years ago for me

"Your Fired!"

lol, I'm filthy rich, I don't need to work!! 
Well 
It does help if you hear the quotes in their usual context (watching the show).. but I find them amusing just reading them :P 
Probably Already Saw This Before... 
Http://www.polarhome.com:713/~azarin/bushmonkey.jpg 
That's what democracy looks like. 
Gay Necrophilia 
http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm

Keywords: homosexuality, necrophilia, non-consensual copulation, Anas platyrhynchos 
:o 
haha i hadnt seen the bush monkey pic before... genius :) 
Starbuck: 
Haven't seen it before? That's impressive. I've been seeing them everty couple of weeks for 3 years. 
 
Just becuase you're a jaded internet asshole who's seen everything metlslime doesn't mean you have to be a complete dick.



..but it is really fun isn't it? 
#terrafusion 
Is #terrafusion down or what? I can't seem to join the room right. I end up in an empty room with, get this, me as an op. Where is everyone? 
Never 
mind 
Anyone Here 
who's living in california? 
Wrath: 
yeah; why? 
Arnold 
just guessing 
Wazat Grunts Out A New One 
I've made a new mod called Ace of Nails that's ready for playing:

http://forums.inside3d.com/showflat.pl?Board=Inside3D&Number=15984&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5

I know that modders are pretty hated here. The reason I post here is because I know most of you, and I'm interested in your opinions.

Does anybody like it? 
I Wonder If 
Carl Weathers is now considering running for governor in some state... 
Metl: 
pointing, laughing, feeling pity, again with the laughing... 
Wazat 
I thought only I carried the modder-haters pitchfork and optional torch around here. 
Wazat 
'twould be nice if you posted a short description... 
Wazat 
Damn you for making mods for people to enjoy. Damn you to hell.

Anyways, I have no one to play it with. :( 
Modders Aren't Hated... 
It's just that your mods suck, they make a pig's arse of either Quake's perfectly good gameplay or it's perfectly adequate graphics or both, there's never any reason behind them other than self-congratulatory tinkering with source code, on the rare occasions you actually explain them it's clear they're designed to have no appeal to custom mappers, but you still expect those mappers to fall over each other begging to map for your mods...

...oh...

...yeah you were right =) 
Fire Warrior... 
...Warhammer 40K FPS game, apparently released since last Friday. Anyone heard anything about it?? Obviously I'm interested as any sane GW enthusiast would be, but it does look somewhat crappy graphics-wise.

Searching for reviews, I've managed to find the least informative review EVAR:

http://videogames.iwantitcheap.com/details/11561/

My god that person sucks!!

Will keep searching. 
Trawling Through More Bollox.... 
http://www.wizardsandwars.com/product_reviews_info.php?reviews_id=57&products_id=196
Another sales site with reviews solely to sell the game.

http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/pc/warhammer40000firewarrior/
Just a couple of scores from other reviews but at least they sound more like proper game reviews.

http://uk.special.reserve.co.uk/q_JL6893_warhammer_40000_fi.html
Another sales pitch.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00009W164/qid=1065687940/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2_2/026-7602595-5569220
And a more honest-sounding user review.

The impression I am starting to get is that diehard tabletop gamers will spooge frantically over it, while people who've actually played a PC game before will realise it's shite... 
Shambler And WH40k 
Shambler, seen the full version. Sucks polarbear bollox. Ignore it.

Poor design, childish models and weapons, blurry textures, weak...eh, fek just ignore it.
Or try the demo at least to vomit a bit. 
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