It goes like this:

If you cannot speak proper english, then stop posting stupid gibberish, else you will be mauled by a shambler on cocaine wielding an axe.

And yes, I am referring to the obvious ones.
Thx. 

I was going to make a post explaining that the multi-lingual society we live in means that not everyone you meet has English as their first language.

But then I realised that if someone doesn't get the point the first time, then they're unlikely to pick it up the 100th. 

If your native tongue is Swedish, but you post in English gibberish, then speakers of neither language can understand you, and the post becomes just more noise.

Also, if you have a bunch of people who speak different languages on a forum, and they don't choose on a common one and use that, then most messages won't be readable by most people.

I notice that on the Cube forum, about half of the threads are in German and half are in English. It seems like people post only in the ones they can actually read. 

No inertia 

Scampie jaim� dans le r4wk. 

Je mettre une croissant dans les pantalons du Inertia! 

c'est ne pas une crate. 

Having a few German threads in the Cube forum doesn't seem to disrupt it any. The board acts a little as though it were 1 view of 2 different boards, but that doesn't bother me. 

I believe crate is a masculine noun. 

i wasn't saying it was a huge problem, although obviously the board is sort of divided into two as most people only know one of the two languages used. 

I believe crate is a masculine noun.
That really tickled me for some reason, nearly made me LOL at work. Where else on the internet would you see such a surreal statement on a gaming forum?

/me goes back to work with a smile on my face 

its the tower of babel all over again.

i will start writing all my reviews in swedish, then.

Does that mean i get to review porn films? 

since all that comes out of sweden is porn, right? 

Sw33t game, btw. 

sweden is actually a very beautiful country.

i take back my rude joke! 

i wasn't saying it was a huge problem, although obviously the board is sort of divided into two as most people only know one of the two languages used.

wouldn't it be multiplied by two? since inversly, if you limited it to one language, half the people would leave. 

say cheese 

Fromage! 

http://www.cheese.com/ 

got AvP2 on tuesday, and i just finished it!

what an amazing game! quite honestly though, i enjoyed the marine segment the most, because it was the closest to what i was looking for (shock2 type gameplay).

are there any good maps of avp2 sp out there (or any good review sites someone could point me to) for the marine aspect? i guess the others would be cool to, though. :) 

I personally liked the marine part best for some frantic shit your pants action. The alien part was cool too but I hated the predator episode, mainly because it looked so poor compared to the other two episodes. 

for coming out to the weekly on wednesday! yeah you rock 

inertia mange la croissant et il mets les mains dans les pantalons de shambler 

Glad to test if still looking ... 

I had an avp2 map review site going for a while, dead now but some of the links might still work :)

http://www.planetavp.com/derelict/

Special mention must go to the hades facility trilogy, all damn good but damn hard maps!

And yeah, big up avp2 and stuff. It fucking rocks, I've been playing through the marine bits again recently.

And yeah the mission pack, OH MY FUCKING IMPALED TESTICLES ON AN ELECTRIFIED CHAINSAW WITH 4753 SHEETS OF SANDPAPER RUBBING THEM AS WELL = less pain than playing that worthless pile of arse.