no matter how curious you are, do not add lime juice to your coffee:
http://www.phait-accompli.com/limecoffee.jpg

Oh wait, I'm not a mapper. -Goes and makes textures- 

...whiny bitches don't count :P. 

I would vote Friction, but he has a picture in IRC-galleria, so I won't. 

Don't recall being a whiny bitch, elaborate. 

I've been told the problem is that I'm "not smooth"...but it could also be that I'm not an asshole...chicks love assholes. But this is neither the place nor the time to talk about such things. If my friends can't get me laid, I doubt some random stranger in a "who's the hottest mapper?" thread on the Internet can. 

but it could also be that I'm not an asshole...

Are you SURE about that??

If my friends can't get me laid, I doubt some random stranger in a "who's the hottest mapper?" thread on the Internet can.

Oh I dunno, I reckon one of us could get you thoroughly laid....just perhaps not in the way you imagined. 

You are probably right that I don't know you well enough for this sort of advice; so I'll keep it brief (I heard those sighs of relief people). If you are not smooth go to the other extreme. Give audacity a try. 

Im really wasted at some party that I don't really remember... someone got my picture phone and took a photo of me :p

http://dietz.spawnpoint.org/images/me3.jpg 

...you look like a rapist, is the camera man ok? 

Slightly more recent (& better) one of me... last night at Gatecrasher as it happens.

http://www.mpfreescene.com/albums/album15/drewskulrjjohnny_001.sized.jpg (white tshirt)

Asaki: No worries, I got the same problem... am cool with it. Being single requires so much less effort :-p 

that's a freakishly long middle finger. 

I suspect the artifial nail makes it seem longer than it really is. 

I don't have audacity either. 

A kind word and a bag of weed will get you further into a woman's pants than a kind word alone. 

feeeees


btw I've been in Xen's pants and I'm never going back 

Does he have that Jim Morrison on the Cover of American Prayer look in person? 

 

hit 'enter'
is anyone tallying these 'votes' are has this thread completely derailed?

jago was pretty sexy in his leather pants, topless in that shower 

...Errr, no, no consensus is forming yet - AFAIK, I'm the only person actually voting people as "hot or not". Some of the UK people aren't bad, in that typically monged house/trance fanatic way (hmmmm). 

btw I've been in Xen's pants and I'm never going back

I could've sworn that chick was kinda hairy...

& I'll have you know I stayed straight the whole night shambler :-p 

You'll never guess what...I have no bags of weed, either. 

Dang, about the weed.
I was thinking though, being an a-hole is not all ways the chick magnet it is cracked up to be.

I dated a lovely lass for three years, and you'll never guess how I managed to break that up. On my birthday, she got me a fanny pack she had ordered from the L.L. Bean catalog, and me being the idiot I am, I picked it up with two fingers as if it was made of kryptonite, grimaced, and said, 'may be this wont look so gay if I wear it over my shoulder.'

It was a downward spiral from there and my hand and I got reaquainted real quick like after that. So being an A-hole attracts the ladies but it doesn't necessarily help you keep them. 

My votes goes for Bal. Mussy hair + goatee = mmmm! 

Although Kell is right h0t, too. I think Bal wins by a hair (and he has more hair, too!). ^_^ 

pics of kell!