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...I read somewhere of a university philosophy student who recieved a grade of 83% or something for writing a paper answering the question "Why?" with two words:
Why not? Isn't there already a beef thread?
Also; fuck you all, you fucking cunts broke my internets dammit. Fuck you all. .. a Thread where the question was: "Should Shambler be Baned from func ?"
lol Well, actually it sucks.. why so much hate against the wrong man:: there are plenty others guys that would deserve to be hated.... :P Sad but True: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iskyNSbS7k
I didn't want to reflect to people opening new posts with whatsoevers, because it would be my greatest exhibittional fear to revolve cases that are me or me personally that are inadequate, therefore not in the order
of making any sense. As there is already a general abuse I would be a defender of opening a new toppic for all ungeneral rebuses wich would only be a reflektion of the general amuses as it is prooven that most of the ment information in commen can be deleted as adformation in the misplaced curiosity way. As I have opened only one toppic which has caught a lot of response I came to the attitude it can be very improving to mapping, getting a bunch of basestards behind well intended attitudes, but also be a pain in the ass to misunderstand that final attitude language has provided us to shearly understand eachother. So if I open a new toppic with well ment arguments I am always glad to see others take a try. Almost like my long and well hidden secret for writing a book, but I can't find the title. So where was this ungeneral rebuse about? Did you see what happened over the summer to Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass. Ya-ya-yYA. For a woman with a really cute face like she has, it's tragic.
No i didn't, but i googled it just now. Wish i hadn't - i won't be putting that one in the wank bag any more :(
But ultimately you are better off knowing the truth to avoid this kind of scenerio.
Guy-Next-Desk-Over: What'ja do last night? Kinn: Nothing much. Shaked it a little and popped one out for JLH. Guy-Next-Desk-Over: Ewwwwwww. Kinn: [No come back because he had not been properly informed] London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense
'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. ...I'm sorry.
It has occurred to me that this thread is sooo retarded, maybe someone could just erase the whole thing? I mean I know there's interesting information on Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass a few posts above here, but to be honest I regret starting it. I mean CAN you erase the whole thing? metlslime never erase a Thread i already put some crappie and he didn�t delete!!!
thks good metlslime politician !!! ;) Someone kick from president Obama and put metlslime. * Can't sleep due to a cold. Due to a cold I can't breath properly, and when I can't breath, sleep is futile. Bleh.
* You are being much too defeatist, Ricky. You took your chances with this thread and except for the JLH ass bit (you can thank me later by sending me nude pics of Helen Miriam if you happen to have them or if you are willing to stalk her for me), things have pretty much rolled snake eyes, but you still have a window of opportunity, and I know you have the wherewithall, to turn this thread into something truly spectacular. So pick your self up, and go get'um, tiger! * Probably the Nyquil talking but I think if I had a little excess capital, I would start a dual operation Sperm Bank/Abortion Clinic. It would be a place for guys who don't want to raise kids of their own to meet girls who don't want to have kids. The ultimate meet market.
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