you suck 

you guys make me look at the most horrid stuff on the internet. 

No doubt a /google mrhands.mpg would turn up sufficient evidence, but I just ate. So what's mrhands.mpg? A making-of documentary of goatse? 

You heard of the story about the guy who died from infection after a horse fucked him in the ass on video tape?

Well, it's certainly not THAT. 

...dweebier to wear the band t-shirt of the band you're in, esp. while performing.

I dont know about that, the cheering crowd last Sunday must've been dweeb lovers. 

@ posts 8813 - 8818 

didn't his colon rupture or something? I think it's fairly possible that that cock ruptured a lung or two. 

remove stupid content from the internet please... at least this corner where you have control over. Sham, metl, von, chaps please I ask of you. :/

Yeah everybody's a cynic and all empty inside and laughs at torture etc etc whatever. 

u mean i have to destroy my site? 

I wouldn't be surprised. I only heard about it from word of mouth (czg) so I don't know the exact details, but this guy died after getting fucked in the ass by a horse. I mean it was bound to happen. Horse cock + ass = death, it's obvious really. 

I haven't dared download the video, but there is a massive commentary thread on it over at the Somethingawful forums. 

bambuz,

so don't watch it, you self-centered dummy. 

Well, I've watched it and if he did die then it serves him right - the horse was not wearing a condom and everyone knows you should not have unprotected sex with casual partners! 

I'm at work, so I'm not able to watch it "safely" and completly..... I just saw the beginning, and it seems it's the video you are looking for... or at least talking about.. There's a guy, and a horse, and ouch... pain in the ass... ;P

http://www.jegergrim.dk/video/mrhands.mpg

...and now go map... 

You fuckwit. Don't fucking post the links.

Anyone else, go read the SA thread, 100 times more entertaining than the video. 

...that I was crying. Those forums are the best general-purpose forums ever. I decined to watch the vid though.

(and c'mon bambuz, if you can't laugh about someone who is such a shining epitome of astounding dumbfuckery that they die from Teh Horsecock, then...well...what can you laugh about really?) 

Ouch, I've just watched the video at home: how a guy can "eat by his asshole" a 50 cm horse dick ?? Either this guy has a "cavern-assshole" or he is really dead now due to a huge "anal perforation"... It's frightening... and bleuargh... 

After that he can't even have normal gay sex. It would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft. 

A video:
http://cubemovies.ign.com/cube/video/article/651/651334/revolutiontrailer_091605_qtlow.mov

The swordfighting part has SOLD written all over it. Gamespot impressions: http://hardware.gamespot.com/Story-ST-15143-2567-x-x-x 

If you have ever played Diablo 2 on Battle.Net, you might want to see this: http://mostlycloudy.net/~dnl2ba/images/humor/LOTR-soj.gif 

Yeah we were talking about that at work. My initial impression is "unwieldy gimmick", but I agree that the sword fighting looks fun.

I'm not sure how it's gonna work with cross-platform licenses though, what with everyone else using the traditional controller approach. 

It's precise enough, it could be a mouse replacement. Doesn't need to be as accurate as a mouse, but maybe a quarter of that or something. Maybe one could even paint with it.

Play adventure games where you can interact with the environment in other ways than to just run and hackslash.

Nintendo is prolly the only company with guts to do any kind of innovation (hint, not the same as bringing in stuff from pc's or one-dimensional increasing of stuff)

Think of what one could do with two of these. Minority report style UI's.

A year back a friend showed a mobile game where one could play 3d pong on a mobile where the club was the phone itself so you would have to move it... too bad the display was in the phone itself. Really crude solid state accelerometers.

I wonder if the nintendo thing has a laser gyro or something for better precision. That would make them a tad more expensive. 

SOUTH KOREA, Seoul -- A young man strangled his friend today with a Nintendo Revolution controller after he accused his friend of cheating in Mario Teaches Masturbation. The assailant, 17-year-old Gno Havva-Phun, used the controller as nunchakus to knock unconscious his friend, 19-year-old Yu Gno Me, and then used the chord choke the victim to death. 

RPG, Those aren't valid Korean names.

Yeah, nintendo controller looks interesting, I'm a bit sceptical and will wait until I can see some actual games taking advantage of the movement stuff, but I applaud them for their attempts at innovation in gameplay instead of just pushing out better visuals which is what most other people are doing noweadays.
Oh and kinn, there's an extra accessory (hopefully it will be cheap) that you slide the revo controller into so it becomes a standard controller. 

Read them with English phonetics and maybe it will make more sense.