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Physicist-wannabe? 
more like aeronautical engineer wannabee

or just a layman interested in spaceflight! 
 
Interesting Article 
The iPod looks clean because its design references bathroom appliances? heh.

Fair play to them though; The black iPod NANO is possibly the sexiest gadget I've ever seen... goddamn beautiful. 
Bah! 
Scampie said - "I'm proud to have a REAL Quake 4 t-shirt myself :) also glad I can wear it to work without looking like a dweeb :)"

You're a bastard. :(

;) 
Isn't It Considered Dweeb-y... 
to wear the t-shirt of the rock band you are going to see in concert?

Wouldn't the same thing apply to wearing the t-shirt of the game your company is currently working on to work? 
Well... 
there's a whole shitload o' dweebs wandering around here then. 
It's Probably 
dweebier to wear the band t-shirt of the band you're in, esp. while performing. 
I Wear 
a "#TF" shirt whenever i connect to #tf. It goes nicely with my "OMG BANNED" hat and my "OMG MR HANDS" tattoo. 
 
I'm seriously considering tatooing "mrhands.mpg" to my right bicep. 
Voodoo 
you suck 
BARF... 
you guys make me look at the most horrid stuff on the internet. 
Oh My... 
No doubt a /google mrhands.mpg would turn up sufficient evidence, but I just ate. So what's mrhands.mpg? A making-of documentary of goatse? 
RPG 
You heard of the story about the guy who died from infection after a horse fucked him in the ass on video tape?

Well, it's certainly not THAT. 
 
...dweebier to wear the band t-shirt of the band you're in, esp. while performing.

I dont know about that, the cheering crowd last Sunday must've been dweeb lovers. 
ROFLMAO 
@ posts 8813 - 8818 
@Zwiffle 
didn't his colon rupture or something? I think it's fairly possible that that cock ruptured a lung or two. 
Tah Intarweb 
remove stupid content from the internet please... at least this corner where you have control over. Sham, metl, von, chaps please I ask of you. :/

Yeah everybody's a cynic and all empty inside and laughs at torture etc etc whatever. 
Bambuz 
u mean i have to destroy my site? 
@voodoo 
I wouldn't be surprised. I only heard about it from word of mouth (czg) so I don't know the exact details, but this guy died after getting fucked in the ass by a horse. I mean it was bound to happen. Horse cock + ass = death, it's obvious really. 
Mrhands.mpg 
I haven't dared download the video, but there is a massive commentary thread on it over at the Somethingawful forums. 
 
bambuz,

so don't watch it, you self-centered dummy. 
Mrhands.mpg 
Well, I've watched it and if he did die then it serves him right - the horse was not wearing a condom and everyone knows you should not have unprotected sex with casual partners! 
MrHands Video 
I'm at work, so I'm not able to watch it "safely" and completly..... I just saw the beginning, and it seems it's the video you are looking for... or at least talking about.. There's a guy, and a horse, and ouch... pain in the ass... ;P

http://www.jegergrim.dk/video/mrhands.mpg

...and now go map... 
JPL 
You fuckwit. Don't fucking post the links.

Anyone else, go read the SA thread, 100 times more entertaining than the video. 
I Was Laughing So Hard At That Thread... 
...that I was crying. Those forums are the best general-purpose forums ever. I decined to watch the vid though.

(and c'mon bambuz, if you can't laugh about someone who is such a shining epitome of astounding dumbfuckery that they die from Teh Horsecock, then...well...what can you laugh about really?) 
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