And it's cryengine so it's automatically better than the rest. Zombies though? So unoriginal. Just make them slightly different, something supernatural but not a dead person coming out of the ground and suddenly you won't get so many "l4d clone" labels, and opens up a lot more possibilities for enemy types.

I guess the point is to cash in on l4d fans. 

now I wanna make a lame zombie-revival joke ... 

Sniper Elite 2 is free RIGHT NOW on steam!
Grab it while it's free!

http://store.steampowered.com/app/63380/

(today only) 

thanks quaddy 

Anyone else excited for this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zddBfV3fpM 

If you printed out half a dozen screenshots, I wouldn't even shit on them, not even post-curry diarrhoea. Which is incidentally what the game looks like. 

Might have looked pretty in the 80s 

Megaman ghosts and goblins style platformers rule. 

looks like any other platformer except it has shovels instead of actual weapons. 

"Retro" games need to fucking die already. 

Y'all are getting kind of salty about some goofy little game. 

I play retro games cause they're fun, not because I want to be kooky or weird.

Hell, anyone on a forum dedicated to a 17 year old shoot 'em saying retro style games need to die is being a little weird ;) 

Except not at all. 

Except with modern engines / textures / effects / mapping quality Quake looks about 12 years old and those fucking 240 x 160 resolution side-scrolling bollox look about 32 years old. 

and boring. but that's just me not liking platformers. because they're boring. 

That's just like you're opinion man!! 

 

I couldn't care less about retro-for-retro's sake but it looks like a solid classic platformer. 

The saving system sucks nuns' ass.
The unavoidable scripted scenes rape your scrotum like an underage bitch.

But damn, I loved it.


And Shambler's right. All the way. 

I know right? Totally shaves your big toe like a randomized butter bean. 

And those boss fights! Talk about etching poetry on the side of a plaintive accusation! 

??????

Am I missing something? 

Maybe. I was pointing out, in my own way, how little sense shit like this makes:

"The saving system sucks nuns' ass.

The unavoidable scripted scenes rape your scrotum like an underage bitch. " 

...but I see things along those lines all the time on english speaking forums. So I thought I'd give it a spin.

I'm sure you got what I meant, though... 

I think we're in agreement. Let's table this for now and move to the next action item on the agenda...