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is the "Tired of SPAM in Your Inbox?!"
yes, frankly, I am - and I'm coming after you and your family, organ harvesting my way to fame. sickfucks. LOL!
My favorite are the "Lose 20 pounds in 20 days!". I'm 6 feet tall, 125 pounds, and hypoglycemic. If I lost 20 pounds over any period of time, I'd die. But the "Tired of SPAM in Your Inbox?!" takes the cake. I've never gotten one though. I'm built like that too. If you can call it built. Parts of my body stick together, presumably mostly out of old habit.
If I would fall for every spam like that, and the infamous "add 3 inches to your penis" I'd be a two yard dick with feet. Alas, I'd do all my $300 000 a year work from home (EASY!) - so it really wouldn't matter. I remember the funniest spam I ever got. I wish I'd saved it so I could see all of it again, but the line that had me on the floor was:
If you think we're trying to sell you money, you'd be wrong!!! Stupid shit. As I'm sure many of you are aware by now, I am the owner of #terrafusion.
And although it is an honor, (kthx Pauk) I have decided that I would like to relinquish ownership to whoever sends the first e-mail to scampie at spawnpoint dot org. just so everyone knows, this is me, scampie [66.231.198.47]. the post above me was Blitz. (see above post #708 posted by Blitz [24.218.135.18])
Blitz, you annoying me is not a good idea. you're probabally already going to be banned from gamesnet for that stunt you pulled earlier. Why don't you just give up now and spend your time mapping. just so everyone knows, this is me, scampie [66.231.198.47]. the post above me was Blitz. (see above post #708 posted by Blitz [24.218.135.18])
Blitz, you annoying me is not a good idea. you're probabally already going to be banned from gamesnet for that stunt you pulled earlier. Why don't you just give up now and spend your time mapping. *** Lun is now known as Lun|Mapping
Dietzman13: mapping?? Lunaran2: ssh Dietzman13: mapping what? Lunaran2: Dietzman13: bahhh Dietzman13: what map?! Lunaran2: don't tell anyone but it's actually lun3dm7 Dietzman13: oi Dietzman13: what happened to 4-6? Lunaran2: they're done Dietzman13: show me :D Lunaran2: no Dietzman13: blast Dietzman13: show me a screenshot at least! Lunaran2: My NDA won't let me ;-) Dietzman13: wtf Dietzman13: how/why is it dm7 then?? Dietzman13: lun3dm7 i mean Lunaran2: I guess it would technicaly be lun4dm3 Dietzman13: oooo Dietzman13: woooot Lunaran2: do you know what day it is? Dietzman13: i hope q4 isn't TOO much of a system hog Dietzman13: its tuesday Dietzman13: oowetowet Dietzman13: FEKING SUCM! Lunaran2: you fucking schmuck :D Dietzman13: BASTARD Dietzman13: FEKING SCUM!!!!!! Dietzman13: WQ%#@%%# ...is my hero. I love him very much!
Looking forward to the next official, completed czg map. I found them but only by viewing the source then corresponding on the page itself.
It's clever, but I think it'd frustrate visitors more than amuse them. cant wait to try those maps out...
shame i got so much work right now, but looking forward to checking your stuff out I just downloaded some of the maps, including all the completed maps on the main page.
/me like! Anyone got a link for it, cos he hasn't linked it his site and I would love to read it again.
And, where IS Fatty these days? From: "Charles Weitzer" <weitzer@ix.netcom.com>
Subject: Quake Level Design Opportunities I have several opportunities to work on AAA game titles. All positions are fulltime/onsite, located throughout the USA Development Director Technical Director Senior Gameplay Programmer Graphics Programmer Lead script programmer for MMO Senior Tools Programmer Senior/Lead Tools Programmer Enemy Behavioral Programmer Network Programmer Engine/Assembler/Renderer Programmer Lead script programmer for MMO Senior Audio Programmer Executive Producer Senior Game Designer Lead Game Designer Level Designers 1st Person Shooters Special Effects Supervisor Art Director Technical Art Director Senior Lead Artist Senior Animator Character Modeler/Rigger If you or anyone you know of has an interest please forward a resume to: Regards, Charles Weitzer Subject Matter Experts, Inc. weitzer@ix.netcom.com (510)558-9182
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