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i've taken the orange one and made the shading less intense:
http://photopile.com/photos/sloochyslooch/quakemisc/137402.gif i'll stop faffing around now :P I'm sure my lovely arachnids would just consume, swallow and spit off your weak and small bees or bumblebees!
why are bees yellow and black to warn things away, but at the same time they have a lot of furry hair on the back of them which makes them look cuddly?
I've used the sheep icon since it's the closest shape to a bee. Maybe an albino bee? A woman golfer just came off of the 18th green after a round of golf when she was met by the club pro.
Pro: Hi, how did the round of golf go? Woman: Very well, but I got stung by a bee. Pro: Oh really, Where did it sting you? Woman: Between the First and Second holes. Pro: I told you your stance was too wide! What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A fumble bee! What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey! How does a queen bee get around her hive? She's throne! What does the bee Santa Claus say? Ho hum hum! What do bees chew? Bumble gum! What does a bee say before it stings you? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you! What's a bee-line? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops! What is a baby bee? A little humbug! Can bees fly in the rain? Not without their little yellow jackets! Why did the bee started talking poetry? He was waxing lyrical! What goes zzub, zzub? A bee flying backwards! What are the cleverest bees? Spelling bees! Why do bees buzz? Because they can't whistle! What kind of bee can't be understood? A mumble bee! What does a bee get at McDonalds? A humburger! What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry? An aero-drone! What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him? He's bee-witched! Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box! Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! What did the bee to the other bee in summer? Swarm here isn't it! What is a bee's favorite classical music composer? Bee-thoven! Who writes books for little bees? Bee-trix Potter! What's a bees favorite novel? The Great Gats-bee! royal jelly is really expensive
also: see Roald Dahl short story 'Royal Jelly' A quick google yielded this...
Studies indicate the effectiveness of royal jelly for the following: for tiredness and overwork, asthenia, anxiety states, insomnia and anorexia bronchial asthma liver diseases (hepatitis) pancreatitis general exhaustion diseases arthritis, gout, atherosclerosis kidney diseases stomach ulcers ovarian insufficiency reversing the aging process stimulating and regenerating the nervous system for accelerating the healing and consolidation of fractured bones. skin disorders promotes sexual rejuvenation rofl. reminds me when i was visiting some spice gardens in Sri Lanka, and they have all this herbal medicine. They'll take something useless like Sandalwood or Cloves and it'll have a list of healing properties such as "enhances beauty; stops the passing of wind, removes acne, treats halitosis, helps your heart" i wish i'd made some of those up, but i didnt.
http://www.splange.freeserve.co.uk/ironic/beegees.jpg
http://www.fileplanet.com/dl.aspx?/planetquake/commandhq/swarm.zip ...it truly is magical ingedient. maybe not as much as Kinn's results show but it's an edible substance that when fed to a regular worker bee larva it actually changes that bee into a queen (thus royal)
ps. I got stung by a bee on my vacation :( Well spotted. Here's some wavs:
http://quoi.freeservers.com/post_sounds/Glorious/covered.wav http://quoi.freeservers.com/post_sounds/Glorious/i_like_my_women.wav http://quoi.freeservers.com/post_sounds/Glorious/dont_wanna.wav http://quoi.freeservers.com/post_sounds/Glorious/keep_bees.wav http://quoi.freeservers.com/post_sounds/Glorious/elastic.wav
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