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Not A Wodkaholic, More Homebrewic 
as monsters by nature are pretty small,
fermenting from a big juicy wine barrel
they danced with me on and from recall
a lumpy swifty goosy carol...
while mapping my time in splendid way
I pruned some fruit and set it away
it bubled and splonged day by day
and grew in essence, left me stray
now sitting in top of this moisty chap
enlights my monsters, creeped in a trap
the smell becomes a fruity sense
and diminish my sight in time and in tense
so finely i play with monsters fine
they give much pleasure but not much time
oh stay aware, you player
in countless space
the more wine you swallow
the more monsters you embrace. 
White Russians 
don't get me started... tasty stuff but you forget how much booze is in there. Every week or so we have a night where White Russians are all we drink. Last time my neighbour found me trying to open my door with the plastic fork from a chinese takeaway. 
Oh And 
as for what vodka is the best, i don't know how you can have discerning taste about the flavour and so forth, it tastes like shit. It all does, but if you get more expensive stuff like Smirnoff Blue you don't get so much of a headache i guess. 
I Know Those Kind Of Nights 
I too try to stick to either Blue label or Grey Goose if I'm drinking vodka. Avoid pre-mixed Long Island Ice Teas, full of cheap liquors that can make your eyes get twitchy.

I sometimes get a penchant for cheap malt liquors like Colt 45 or cheap wines like Boone's Farm or Ripple. Those can produce interesting conditions. 
Andy Capp -- True American Hero 
Those can produce interesting conditions.

Like drunkenness? 
He He 
all of those Andy Capp cartoons I read in grade school probably had an irreversible effect on my character. Wasn't he a Briton? 
<-- White Russian 
is about the only alcohol I've so far been able to not only tolerate but enjoy.

I don't even have to even drink a beer, I just look at it and cut straight to the throwing up part. 
Lun 
I've decided to make White RUssians my choice drink. Lately I've been drinking Black Rum and pretending I'm a pirate. But theres just something so cool about a White Russian.

+ bonus pts for Lebowski reference 
I've Recently Graduated... 
...from jack and coke to bourbon on the rocks. I was hoping it would slow me down a bit, but it seems like i drink them just as fast. 
World Of Warcraft Open US Beta 
Is anyone else playing? I am a lvl4 night elf rogue on Server 13 atm. Speaking on night elves, does anyone here play them? Where the hell do I find profession trainers? I only see priest, rogue and warrior trainers and I think I've been to every part of my starting town. 
Burbon!? 
I salute you sir. You have one upped my single malt scotch.

Wow: I've been playing as a Gnome on server 29 with my brother. His name is Fozzentoffle. I swear I can not look at the green imp thing prancing about without laughing. It's the best character animation ever.

Pro tip: there are a bunch of /actions you can do including sleep, laugh, cry, cheer, and train. 
Until They Add 
a masturbate action, I'm not interested.

(especially for gnomes) 
Pope 
Masturbation is available client-side. 
Dawn Of War Map Tools Available 
Dawn of war rocks, if you dont have it then generally speaking you suck.

The offical tools have just been released and include editors for pretty much everything, models, maps, attributes, anims, event editors etc, the map editor is piss easy to use and seems bug free, anyone who has used warcraft / C&C style map editors before will be right at home...

Its a 76mb download, from Bileplanet unfortunately... Linkage follows -

http://www.fileplanet.com/files/140000/147526.shtml

P.S - Wasn't sure if this would be good enough for news considering its an RTS game this is generally a fps forum, but if a mod wants to newsify this then go ahead etc. 
Woot 
Daz thanks a bunch! /me downloads. 
World Of Warcraft Is A Kickass Game 
Halo 2 And Xbox? 
Hey guys, was wondering if anyone has picked up this game yet in our little circle. Every review I've read just raves about it. I'm pretty interested in it myself, and I have been thinking of buying an Xbox lately. Of course there is Burnout 3 and DoAUltimate out too. Anyways what's your take on Halo 2? 
Well. 
They drove a tracked troop transport vehicle around Helsinki downtown with Master Chief himself peeking from the top hatch. MS is putting definitely some big $$$ into this. 
I Played A Little 
my buddy picked it up today, and we played some 4-way multiplayer... some slayer and team slayer, some rockets. It seems really good, better than the original, although it's different in a few ways, and if you played/play a lot of halo multiplayer it'll be a bit confusing.

Dual-wielding weapons is awesome, 2x smg is a real winner. The battle rifle is an absolute piece of shit though. It's pretty much the assault rifle from the original except it's limited to firing in 6-round bursts, thus destroying any ability to kill anything ever.

Vehicle wise, the warthog can now powerslide on demand by using the left trigger, as opposed to all the time, which is better. The ghost is better because its now got a boost feature. I still can't fly the big covenent aircraft.

The single player looks really good, I got to drive a fat tank! Looks quite a bit better than the original, no complaints. Not as good as some of the old promo shots though, as always.

In general it looks like a worthy sequel, but a game like this needs serious time before you can make a good judgement. 
Halo2 
I played a little today at a friend's house, both cooperatively through a fair bit of the SP game, and then 4 person MP on the dorm's ethernet. The single player is just as good as you remember, with more detailed & creative levels, and some pretty insane sequences. Good fun all around.


It wouldn't be fair to say that Halo2 multiplayer is as good as Halo multiplayer. See, they added instant kill swords that make it even more stupid. 
"Castle Of Morpheus" Q1 SP 
Hello,
this map is reviewed at Shambler�s site, but
the link is dead. I emailed him already about
it, but he hasn�t got the map anymore.
Can someone here help ?
(filename is MOSPQ1.zip, i tried google many
times)
Thanks. 
Come On Guys. 
Show some QMUNITY SPIRIT. 
Friction, I Would...but... 
I have no Qompassion for my fellow man. 
 
Fuq you guys. 
Sielwolf 
I've uploaded it here http://user.tninet.se/~xir870k/mospq1.zip .

Let me know when you've grabbed it. 
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