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Thanks People 
I vow to only abuse my power at random!

And Shambler, stop being so modest, your contributions are much more worthwhile. 
I Request To Be Q Banned For All Eternity.... 
... no wait, stop saying that voice in my head. 
Thanks Jago - Yay Nitin! 
Mario Bros. 2 + Mario Stuff 
Wasn't the Japanese Mario 2 just "Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels," which was included in the SNES All-Stars pack? Or was it something else? I still have my All-Stars cart at home, but I don't have the NES rom for Mario Bros 2 Japanese version. The western release of Mario Bros 2 was wank, though some people like it.

Speaking of Mario, I have Mario Sunshine for the GameCube, and have got something like 60 shines. Unfortunately, I have discovered that to finish the game I must complete seven levels from each area. This pisses me off, because almost every single one of the levels I am stuck on is a "secret of BLAH" level. These levels are fucking shit. Maybe thanks to the controls being a little twitchy at times, the camera, or my cack-handedness. Anyone else have the same prob with this game?

Super Mario World may not have had fancy 3d graphics and shit, but at least I managed to finish 93 or so of the 96 or so levels (and defeat Bowser in the process.) It was one of the Star Road ones I couldn't do for some reason. It was a forest trail with lots of caterpillars and fire things in it. Dunno how I managed to do the one before it though... that was ROCK :) 
Congrats Nitin! 
I'm glad that you are now a moderator :). 
SMW = Complete And Total Reminiscence 
They just don't make games like they used to. 
From The Local Nintendo Fanboy 
Lost Levels is indeed the Japanese SMB2. It was a quick hack of a sequel with no two player, floating bloopers, and god damn posionous mushrooms wish piss me off. It was also stupid hard. SMB2 USA was a quick sprite hack of Doki Doki Panic, which actually had pow blocks and starman already for some reason.

The Mario Bros are interesting mascots because they're almost entirely defined by circumstance. Hats because hair is hard, mustaces to see the nose, overalls to see the arms, named and ethnicised for a landlord, and Mario is shorter than Luigi because of Doki Doki Panic. 
Aye 
pushpoker is right. They did the Doki Doki hack because the Japanese thought SMB2 was too hard for westerners, and no one cared about the DOki Doki characters at all, but the demand for a sequel was too high. ergo, we got screwed.

My guess is you saw the same Icons, push? 
Can 
anyone else access quake3world? 
Nay 
not workin' here. 
Quake3World 
Not since yesterday 
I Defeated Lost Levels... 
i really did, Devi can atest to my victory! then it rewards you with MORE lost levels... on which the SNES cart i was playing it on... decide it would lose all the saved games.. :(

yes it's stupid hard, I found the best way to beat all the levels was to go at a dead run and hop/jump everytime you land... they were meant for japanese speed running freaks 
Scampie 
Yes you are laging badly, but I still luv you! 
Than 
you didn't even find/finish all 96 exits!? I'm dissapointed 
I got a hell of a lot further with lost levels than smb2... maybe because I didn't enjoy smb2 though 
The Super Mario Brothers Super Post 
Swing you arms from side to side...

My guess is you saw the same Icons, push?

If you're referring to the pow blocks and starman, well I know because I had Doki Doki Panic for the famicom disc system back in the day. I had a whole bunch of discs including a fun gundam strategy game whose rules we had to entirely infer.

I don't think we got screwed at all though. Jap SMB2 sucked and DDP was creative, wicked fun, with great music. 
You Also 
got to play as Toad, talk about badass 
Acheive High Blood Pressure In Three Easy Steps 
1: Play really enjoyable demo. Look forward to buying the game.
2: Buy the game.
3: Bad media.



FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK 
Achieve 
that is.


PS: FUCK 
What Is This ? 
Some More Links And Stuff 
Cool 
 
D3radiant Keys 
http://www.iddevnet.com/editor_keys.php
Including some I didn't know even existed. Useful. 
Search Engine 
Has anybody checked out http://www.kartoo.com ?
It requires Flash and is a bit slow, but it presents search results in a graphically interesting manner. 
My Search For "bong Sex" Was Slow And Yielded Uninteresting Results 
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