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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

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Cool!

#556 posted by R.P.G. on 2003/03/15 19:49:06

I wouldn't want anyone to think I was hardwitted. But more importantly, being a sheep-fucker is probably better than being a Maj-fucker. (Poor Maj.)

Thanks for the update. I hope you lot can get the tools out. (And I don't mean the penises.)

Madlibs Script...

#557 posted by . on 2003/03/16 02:50:10

I should do a Quake madlibs, definitely:

http://www.phaitaccompli.com/crap/ph8libs.php

#558 posted by nitin on 2003/03/16 03:21:55

Will you survive an Alien Invasion?

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/dreamcatcher/quiz.asp

I Just Passed

#559 posted by nitin on 2003/03/16 03:26:06

with 50, so I'm still a sitting duck.

#560 posted by . on 2003/03/16 03:28:19

yarr

Yay, 85

#561 posted by starbuck on 2003/03/16 06:32:32

Chance of survival: great. Apparently i've 'got your wits about me.'

Ha, Proved Them Wrong

#562 posted by starbuck on 2003/03/16 06:33:06

'got my wits about me'

#563 posted by nitin on 2003/03/16 06:34:08

starbuck, you're kurt russell then, you can fight them but die in the end then :)

#564 posted by DaZ on 2003/03/16 08:11:19

arb arb arb!

Haha Nitin

#565 posted by starbuck on 2003/03/16 09:03:11

0wNt

#566 posted by Kell on 2003/03/16 09:30:15

score = 75 "you've got the basic skills, but alien invasion is anything but basic"

Q. What do you do if someone says to you "I'm much better now, I want to come back inside"

A. Set them on fire!

Bwahahahaahaha

Phait

#567 posted by R.P.G. on 2003/03/16 12:01:18

Interesting story. I used such words as "CardO", "wankery", "penis", "dildo", and "man-love" and it had a remarkable resemblance to my everyday life!

Lol

#568 posted by . on 2003/03/16 12:20:00

Well the story was really on-the-spot.

I hope to do something Quake related with what I've done with PHP so far.. any ideeas?

Erm

#569 posted by R.P.G. on 2003/03/16 13:10:13

One day, Cthon decided to go for a walk. As they grabbed their voreball, they tripped over a lightning and broke their ravenous paw. Cthon cried out in pain, and soon Shub-Niggurath came to their help. Unfortunately, Shub-Niggurath had a severe case of ineffable bileitis, and it soon spread to Cthon.

Not realize the devastating effects that ineffable bile had on human beings, Cthon and Shub-Niggurath decided to check into a hospital. Upon arrival they discovered that many hospital employees were very slimey. Cthon and Shub-Niggurath were shocked and retched in sheer black! As we all know, history repeats itself and Cthon and Shub-Niggurath injured themselves by running flat into a spire. Things had now gotten quite bloody, and everyone in the hospital disemboweled.

The moral of this story is absolutely leathery and has no point whatsoever. Therefore the author of this story, ever Lovecraftian, really had no idea what to write for the sole entertainment purposes of Cthon and their completely fictional misadventure, so this is all really a indelible piece of Celephais!

Okay...

Heh

#570 posted by . on 2003/03/16 13:36:57

I didn't mean with that story persay, but oh well :P

Heh

#571 posted by nitin on 2003/03/18 06:32:26

even PQ seem to think that daz and dranz are the same person.

Well

#572 posted by Kell on 2003/03/18 07:10:43

I always thought they were; just split into two bodies for maximum efficiency.

Make Your South Park Self

#573 posted by . on 2003/03/18 07:28:51

http://www.planearium.de/flash/sp-studio.swf

I'm gonna do something like this but with Quake, hehe - 'cept I don't know / own Flash... maybe do something through PHP somehow.

Already Done This One...

#574 posted by Kell on 2003/03/18 07:32:52

http://www.signsofkoth.co.uk/koth-park.jpg

Kell

#575 posted by . on 2003/03/18 07:44:54

You did all of Contract Revoked, correct?

Phait

#576 posted by Kell on 2003/03/18 08:12:35

Yeah

Interview

#577 posted by . on 2003/03/18 08:16:56

Interested?

Interview

#578 posted by Kell on 2003/03/18 08:30:48

Yeah, sure

Sweet, Um

#579 posted by . on 2003/03/18 08:32:27

do you have AIM or Yahoo Messenger or ICQ? If not I'll just e-mail the questions, but conversational interviews are so much better..

#580 posted by Kell on 2003/03/18 08:51:48

I don't have any of those.
Could we do it across IRC?
Sorry, I'm new to all this :P

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