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Actually.. 
Some reason there's a bug there - it wasn't there locally.. fixing - disregard till later. 
Rpg 
your childish threats have but an amusing effect on me. 
Ok Now We're Working... 
Bleh, if you're bored enough to actually vote on the hairdo I should get - my poll is working now *whew* http://www.phaitaccompli.com/personal/extra/poll.php

Fun 
Wrath 
You didn't answer my question. 
Rpg 
okay, for real this time.

everyone has work up the ass right now, so I can't tell you anything new. I'll be sure to keep you folks updated if there are any changes.

Also, you're a softwitted sheep-fucker. 
Cool! 
I wouldn't want anyone to think I was hardwitted. But more importantly, being a sheep-fucker is probably better than being a Maj-fucker. (Poor Maj.)

Thanks for the update. I hope you lot can get the tools out. (And I don't mean the penises.) 
Madlibs Script... 
I should do a Quake madlibs, definitely:

http://www.phaitaccompli.com/crap/ph8libs.php 
So 
I Just Passed 
with 50, so I'm still a sitting duck. 
60 
yarr 
Yay, 85 
Chance of survival: great. Apparently i've 'got your wits about me.' 
Ha, Proved Them Wrong 
'got my wits about me' 
So 
starbuck, you're kurt russell then, you can fight them but die in the end then :) 
60 
arb arb arb! 
Haha Nitin 
 
0wNt 
score = 75 "you've got the basic skills, but alien invasion is anything but basic"

Q. What do you do if someone says to you "I'm much better now, I want to come back inside"

A. Set them on fire!

Bwahahahaahaha 
Phait 
Interesting story. I used such words as "CardO", "wankery", "penis", "dildo", and "man-love" and it had a remarkable resemblance to my everyday life! 
Lol 
Well the story was really on-the-spot.

I hope to do something Quake related with what I've done with PHP so far.. any ideeas? 
Erm 
One day, Cthon decided to go for a walk. As they grabbed their voreball, they tripped over a lightning and broke their ravenous paw. Cthon cried out in pain, and soon Shub-Niggurath came to their help. Unfortunately, Shub-Niggurath had a severe case of ineffable bileitis, and it soon spread to Cthon.

Not realize the devastating effects that ineffable bile had on human beings, Cthon and Shub-Niggurath decided to check into a hospital. Upon arrival they discovered that many hospital employees were very slimey. Cthon and Shub-Niggurath were shocked and retched in sheer black! As we all know, history repeats itself and Cthon and Shub-Niggurath injured themselves by running flat into a spire. Things had now gotten quite bloody, and everyone in the hospital disemboweled.

The moral of this story is absolutely leathery and has no point whatsoever. Therefore the author of this story, ever Lovecraftian, really had no idea what to write for the sole entertainment purposes of Cthon and their completely fictional misadventure, so this is all really a indelible piece of Celephais!


Okay... 
Heh 
I didn't mean with that story persay, but oh well :P 
Heh 
even PQ seem to think that daz and dranz are the same person. 
Well 
I always thought they were; just split into two bodies for maximum efficiency. 
Make Your South Park Self 
http://www.planearium.de/flash/sp-studio.swf

I'm gonna do something like this but with Quake, hehe - 'cept I don't know / own Flash... maybe do something through PHP somehow. 
Already Done This One... 
Kell 
You did all of Contract Revoked, correct? 
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