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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

Talk about anything in here. If you've got something newsworthy, please submit it as news. If it seems borderline, submit it anyway and a mod will either approve it or move the post back to this thread.

News submissions: https://celephais.net/board/submit_news.php

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Operatin Urth Majik

#545 posted by . on 2003/03/15 07:40:42

I havent completed it yet, but it's awesome - very professional design to it, I'm impressed. Love the Half-Life health/ammo/armor replenishment homages too

Online Petitions

#546 posted by wrath on 2003/03/15 10:50:38

is so stupid I can't even think of anything sarcastic to say about it.

...

#547 posted by R.P.G. on 2003/03/15 10:52:41

"Makes me glad Lun3DM4 is in the capable hands of RPG."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA [...] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [...] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [...] HAHAHAHA!

Oh, And Wrath:

#548 posted by R.P.G. on 2003/03/15 10:57:02

I bought Enclave today. I won't have time to play it for a few days, but I'm really excited about it. It looks very cool.

Any news on the tools? If you/they are not planning to release them, I have some fine, white powder that I'm going to send to the Starbreeze offices. And it's not cocaine.

WOO! I Wrote A PHP Poll..

#549 posted by . on 2003/03/15 17:49:52

vote / view source http://www.phaitaccompli.com/personal/index.php

major accomplishment for me

FFA Day

#550 posted by zzjzz on 2003/03/15 18:00:12

Today we played all of Aardappels maps ranging from the sleak and stylish e1m2ish to the maniacal slopy. We had between 4 and 7 people playing at a time.

Next week will will feature the maps from Bal. We will play all the Baldm's and a few of his lost maps. If I have a chance to hack into his hard drive, we may even play some maps bal never released :)

Finally to speedy: I would just like to have a day to get together to play all the maps from a selected author. If people just got together to play the best maps of all time, it would just be like playing on a standard FFA server.

Actually..

#551 posted by . on 2003/03/15 18:00:25

Some reason there's a bug there - it wasn't there locally.. fixing - disregard till later.

Rpg

#552 posted by wrath on 2003/03/15 18:07:17

your childish threats have but an amusing effect on me.

Ok Now We're Working...

#553 posted by . on 2003/03/15 18:14:17

Bleh, if you're bored enough to actually vote on the hairdo I should get - my poll is working now *whew* http://www.phaitaccompli.com/personal/extra/poll.php

Fun

Wrath

#554 posted by R.P.G. on 2003/03/15 19:20:09

You didn't answer my question.

Rpg

#555 posted by wrath on 2003/03/15 19:41:37

okay, for real this time.

everyone has work up the ass right now, so I can't tell you anything new. I'll be sure to keep you folks updated if there are any changes.

Also, you're a softwitted sheep-fucker.

Cool!

#556 posted by R.P.G. on 2003/03/15 19:49:06

I wouldn't want anyone to think I was hardwitted. But more importantly, being a sheep-fucker is probably better than being a Maj-fucker. (Poor Maj.)

Thanks for the update. I hope you lot can get the tools out. (And I don't mean the penises.)

Madlibs Script...

#557 posted by . on 2003/03/16 02:50:10

I should do a Quake madlibs, definitely:

http://www.phaitaccompli.com/crap/ph8libs.php

#558 posted by nitin on 2003/03/16 03:21:55

Will you survive an Alien Invasion?

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/dreamcatcher/quiz.asp

I Just Passed

#559 posted by nitin on 2003/03/16 03:26:06

with 50, so I'm still a sitting duck.

#560 posted by . on 2003/03/16 03:28:19

yarr

Yay, 85

#561 posted by starbuck on 2003/03/16 06:32:32

Chance of survival: great. Apparently i've 'got your wits about me.'

Ha, Proved Them Wrong

#562 posted by starbuck on 2003/03/16 06:33:06

'got my wits about me'

#563 posted by nitin on 2003/03/16 06:34:08

starbuck, you're kurt russell then, you can fight them but die in the end then :)

#564 posted by DaZ on 2003/03/16 08:11:19

arb arb arb!

Haha Nitin

#565 posted by starbuck on 2003/03/16 09:03:11

0wNt

#566 posted by Kell on 2003/03/16 09:30:15

score = 75 "you've got the basic skills, but alien invasion is anything but basic"

Q. What do you do if someone says to you "I'm much better now, I want to come back inside"

A. Set them on fire!

Bwahahahaahaha

Phait

#567 posted by R.P.G. on 2003/03/16 12:01:18

Interesting story. I used such words as "CardO", "wankery", "penis", "dildo", and "man-love" and it had a remarkable resemblance to my everyday life!

Lol

#568 posted by . on 2003/03/16 12:20:00

Well the story was really on-the-spot.

I hope to do something Quake related with what I've done with PHP so far.. any ideeas?

Erm

#569 posted by R.P.G. on 2003/03/16 13:10:13

One day, Cthon decided to go for a walk. As they grabbed their voreball, they tripped over a lightning and broke their ravenous paw. Cthon cried out in pain, and soon Shub-Niggurath came to their help. Unfortunately, Shub-Niggurath had a severe case of ineffable bileitis, and it soon spread to Cthon.

Not realize the devastating effects that ineffable bile had on human beings, Cthon and Shub-Niggurath decided to check into a hospital. Upon arrival they discovered that many hospital employees were very slimey. Cthon and Shub-Niggurath were shocked and retched in sheer black! As we all know, history repeats itself and Cthon and Shub-Niggurath injured themselves by running flat into a spire. Things had now gotten quite bloody, and everyone in the hospital disemboweled.

The moral of this story is absolutely leathery and has no point whatsoever. Therefore the author of this story, ever Lovecraftian, really had no idea what to write for the sole entertainment purposes of Cthon and their completely fictional misadventure, so this is all really a indelible piece of Celephais!

Okay...

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