at least once?

I mean, while Metlslime is dancing in a circle at a Phish Concert this afternoon, someone has to mind the store. 

You don't see me posting in the ignorant thread.


Oops, I meant the Ignore thread. 

sigh.

Also, so you know Phait, I don't run the board you ignorant moron and don't implant features so I can't just 'add' a delete function. We don't even want a delete function anyway. I've talked with metlslime before to make it possible for me and Vondur to close threads, but he has better things to do atm than add feature to the board. So until then, best I can do is ask 'let this thread die' and hope people get the idea so we have to keep junk on our damn forum. 

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And so wasn't telling you to put in a delete function. I don't mean a delete for every user, at least for the admin to remove such threads. Cocksucker. 

There *is* a great deal of tolerance and respect floating around func_ today, isn't there? Reminds me of this:

http://www.planetquake.com/pjw/grafix/diversity.gif

I respect everyone who posts on here and I think they're wonderful*








*they make my pantal region tingly 

where tha white women at!?


i expect you to yell that when we hang out tomorrow evening pjw ;D 

Would It Kill People To Mind Scampie at least once?

I'd mind Scampie, but I haven't got a current Child Minders certificate 

List them.

My confession is frozen pizzas you get at supermarkets. Not the fancy rising-crust variety, either. I'm talking about the cheap 89 cent ones. I dunno quite why I like them so much. But I think a few cases of those and some cream soda could keep me going for a month. 

I love frozen pizzas - in fact I love all pizzas, even if they're really cheap, you just dump a load of extra cheese and toppings on them, and they rock ^_^

One of my favourites is Heinz baked beans pizza with sausage - and I always sprinkle a bit of curry sauce on top before whacking it in the oven. Mmmmmmm ^___^ 

dump a load of extra cheese and toppings on them, and they rock ^_^

That just ruins them, IMO. You have to leave them in their original state. 

.. I now better understand why there are so much obese guys in the world... 8P 

Goodfella's Ciabatta ones win. Light dough, good toppings.

My current obsession is a mix of korean noodles and Sainsbury's fresh stir frys with Thai sauce. Yum. 

A necessary evil.

When will the future be here with it's insta-nutrition pills? 

Frozen pizzas: pepperoni or cheese only, NO RISING CRUSTS. I hate 'em.

Chicken and Rice with steamed broccoli: My second favorite food probably. Yum.

Cereal: A necessary staple. Sweet and sugary or healthy and bland, it's all good to me. 

spaghetti with cheese is the way to go.
tho i love pizza too.... 

.. vegetables, fruit, fish, and underdone beef meat (thi is my satanic side... I agree...) is better for your health... Think about it... 

Yes, food. 

My best recipe is Cornish Game Hens in an Apricot based Curry sauce.

The sauce works for drumsticks too if I'm just cooking for myself.

Love those cheap pizzas. Especially if they have diced pepperoni or the Italian Sausage like substance that looks like rat droppings. Yum. Yum. 

This seems like a perfect opportunity to post one of my favourite pics:

http://img4.exs.cx/img4/7279/therespie.jpg 

Sometimes it's shit, but somehow the fact I only paid 99p for it makes it taste better somehow. Rich folk tend to think the other way around I think.

Frozen pizzas are great, I totally agree with you there. Dunno if you get them in the states, but I really like Freschetta spicy chicken pizzas. Great crust, great topping - made better by the fact that Iceland always seems to have them on offer :) Chicago Town ones aren't bad either.

Having said that, I did buy an Asda (owned by Walmart) own brand pizza and it tasted like ass. It was really bloody bland.

The fresh pizzas that cost roughly 4 times as much rarely taste any better, and piss me off because when I've eaten one, I realise I've paid �4 for one meal, when I could have made some tasty spag bol for about 80p per portion.

Cereal is a big part of my diet too, in addition to milk (skimmed, semi, or whole, I don't care.)

I only have a few staple recipes that I cook at home. All are cheap :) 

I also love NoName Steaks. I've never had a bad NoName Steak. Although they cost like $100 they're good. Really, really good. Mmmmmmmmmm. 

throwing virtual pizza's...

http://members.home.nl/gimli/flui012.mpg 

This one is a piece of piss to cook, and costs next to nothing. Ideal for students and people who tend to be broke all the time (me.)

I call it "Eggy Rice With Stuff" It's great hot or cold. When I say "great" I mean, it's alright, nothing special, but think about how cheap and easy it was to make and you will feel all nice and warm inside.
You will need:
* 2 medium eggs (cheap battery eggs are fine)
* a cup of rice (doesn't matter what type really, cheapest will probably do)
* 3-4 rashers of bacon (any type is fine)
* a small onion (red is nicer, but any will do)
* 4-6 medium white mushrooms

Wash the rice if you can be arsed, doesn't make much difference. Drain it and then put in a cup of water (you should use about the same amount of water as rice.) Pop it on the stove with a lid on the pan and leave it on a low heat. You should also slap a bit of oil in a frying pan and stick it on a medium heat.

scramble the eggs a little bit, don't cook them, just get them to a state where they are a bit runny, but not raw.

Wipe the pan out and keep it going on a medium heat.

Chop the bacon first, followed by the onion, then the 'shrooms. Doesn't really make much dfference, but you will want the bacon in the pan first, so it makes sense.

Put the bacon in the pan, followed by the onion about two minutes later. Don't stir it too much unless you want it all to taste of bacon. Pop in the mushrooms last.

check the rice. Hopefully it will nearly be cooked. There shouldn't be much water in the pot after 10 minutes of cooking. At this point, stir the egg in and pop the lid back on.

When the bacon and shit are looking good, give them a taste. Put them in the pot with the rice and egg when you think they are about ready. Mix it all up, put the lid back on, take it off the heat and leave it for a few minutes (2-3 is fine).

Eat. Maybe you fucked it up, maybe you didn't. Either way, it didn't cost you much, so be grateful.