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You look as bent as they come!
Anyway, I think we have a new contender with Kell....mean and moody! Im trying to steer attention AWAY from me... do I need to post more topless pics of other mappers ?!?!
http://www.planetquake.com/vdq/lj/ricky6.jpg
But I lose by default, because everybody knows that the day I get porked is the day that Hell freezes over and Satan is forced to leave, ascending to Earth, and wreaking havoc upon mortal man, thus ending this age, and beginning a new age of death and destruction. And we wouldn't want that, now would we? We need to get you laid. I've seen much worse in terms of mugs than what you have got and if I can get laid anyone can (not that I'm ugly, I'm just an a-hole (I use to be a nice guy until I discovered beer)), and damn it, it is your birthright.
What would you say is the one aspect of your being (and, again, it ain't your face) that is holding you back from the score? no matter how curious you are, do not add lime juice to your coffee:
http://www.phait-accompli.com/limecoffee.jpg Oh wait, I'm not a mapper. -Goes and makes textures- I've been told the problem is that I'm "not smooth"...but it could also be that I'm not an asshole...chicks love assholes. But this is neither the place nor the time to talk about such things. If my friends can't get me laid, I doubt some random stranger in a "who's the hottest mapper?" thread on the Internet can.
but it could also be that I'm not an asshole...
Are you SURE about that?? If my friends can't get me laid, I doubt some random stranger in a "who's the hottest mapper?" thread on the Internet can. Oh I dunno, I reckon one of us could get you thoroughly laid....just perhaps not in the way you imagined.
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