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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21 |
Talk about anything in here. If you've got something newsworthy, please submit it as news. If it seems borderline, submit it anyway and a mod will either approve it or move the post back to this thread.
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I Handed In An Essay Today
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/
and also
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/39/
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/40/
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/41/
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/42/
Oh, and as for that argument earlier (not the Fight Club one)...
Tell you what, you stupid fucking func_msgboard.shitz . . . I'm feeling a mite TESTY and wish to admonish each and every one of you in the manner to which you shall soon become accustomed . . . that is if you had fucking BRAINS in your cranial cavity rather than the sordid, sticky, solidifying remnants of FIFTY-THOUSAND Juarez donkey shows, you fucking MAJORLY FUCKED wombat dick eaters who TO THIS VERY DAY still stand in front of kindergarten schools with your rancid peckers
in your own NECK STUMPS bemoaning the dearth of DEAD WALRUS RECTUMS with which to sate your psychotically deranged sexual desires. DO YOU HEAR ME???? You fucking DUMBASS func_msgboard.jitbagz are THIS VERY MINUTE jerking off to fucking pictures of piles of STOAT MANURE, the steaming miasma of which brings thoughts of BUTTFUCKING CAMELS to your petty hind-brains you ASSHOLES! I am so sick of
you Bobbie-shit eating BOBBIES that I'd like to rearrange your SHIT'S CUNT'S ASSHOLE'S DICKS into a tortured tableau reminiscent of the WORST NIGHTMARES ever to invade your tiny little cerebrums and then make you BUTTFUCK the farts that result from your EATING the aforementioned stoat manure. I think you all (and that means YOU!) can all suck a mule's ass through morning glory and that's CORRECT you stupid fucking SHIT-LICKING ambassadors of ASSHOLEISM who DAILY relish the thought of finding a couple of dead, rotting FUCK-DEMON carcasses, filling the rectal cavity of said carcasses with a couple of pints of anthrax
culture/sulfuric acid, sticking the stapled stumps of your flaccid members into the by now smoking and quaking cavity, humping like your life depended on it, paying your PASTOR to videotape the whole squalid affair, selling the videotape TO YOUR OWN MOTHER, then fucking JERKING OFF to the thought of your mother
jerking off a DEAD HOG while watching YOU jerk off to the thought of HER jerking off the hog while watching the video. THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING FUCKED UP, if you ask me. But I'm not really surprised at how utterly SHIT-SOAKED and RAT-CUM besmirched you fucking func_msgboard.lamers are. If you all fucking died YESTERDAY it would be TOO SOON. So put THAT SHIT in your goddam corn pipe and smoke it, motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!
Good 'nuff fo' yuh, Headthump?
Amen
#5569 posted by VoreLord on 2004/09/24 03:17:05
Way To Prove Me So Very Wrong
#5570 posted by Blitz on 2004/09/24 03:29:03
You Left Out 'mung'
#5571 posted by HeadThump on 2004/09/24 03:30:08
somehow
Ok...
#5572 posted by distrans on 2004/09/24 03:40:02
...now I'm a little scared.
Let Me Tell You The A Story...
#5573 posted by Shambler on 2004/09/24 04:34:49
The other day, I was feeling rather peckish and quite fancied some BEEF. So I went to a good butchers and bought 3/4 a pound of BEEF mince. And then I went home and made that into one large BEEFburger. 6" wide, 1 1/2" deep, served on a huge bap with lots of cheese, mustard, rocket and spinach. Yum. It was huge. That 3/4 pound BEEFburger was big, delicious, and contained a lot of BEEF...
...but not nearly as much fucking BEEF as this func_discussion. Jeeeeeeezusssss...
Phait
#5574 posted by VoreLord on 2004/09/24 05:37:26
Have you got both CMR2005 demos installed? I have the single player installed, but the MP demo refuses to install, I get one of those Microsoft, bla bla .exe has caused ......................and must close etc, warnings. So I thought you may not be able to have them both installed at the same time?
GTR, can't seem to get rid of the 'pit rev limiter'? and therefore I cannot rev very high, am going to look into it, and install my wheel, hopefully I will get it sorted.
Must Use Eyes, Couldn't See For Looking :(
#5575 posted by VoreLord on 2004/09/24 06:26:44
Got GTR sorted, and it's excellent, if they don't stuff it up, and the AI is good, it will be awesome. However I must disagree with turning on traction control. I think simulation with no aids just rocks. The sound is very good, the feel, physics seem good, it looks great. I love it, thanks for the heads up.
Cool Texture Tool
#5576 posted by DaZ on 2004/09/24 06:52:10
http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1523
Very handy for making seamless & animated textures, worth a look if your interrested.
Vorelord
#5577 posted by . on 2004/09/24 07:16:21
I have Colin 2005 single AND multi demos installed just fine. I would maybe try redownloading it. Yeah, the RPM limiter in GTR is tits when you turn it off! :D
Shambler - you call it beefburger over there? I always thought hamburger was odd when it's not ham... and you call the buns baps? That's funny. Baps. BAPS! B A P S!
Metl
#5578 posted by Zwiffle on 2004/09/24 09:56:03
If you take Tyler as a metaphor for Facism, then what Tyler did was help out Narrator. Narrator was having issues he could not resolve by himself, and had to have the assistance of other parties to temporarily fix his problems for him. When that couldn't happen anymore, Tyler showed up.
Throughout the entire movie (yes, this is based solely on the movie, I never read the book) you see Narrator adopt more and more characteristics of Tyler, and ultimately become more self-sufficient and organized, as Tyler himself becomes more and more dominant it seems, taking actions without Narrator's consent and keeping him in the dark about what's going on.
This leads to the "overthrow" of Tyler, as Narrator, by the end of the movie, is sufficient enough to take care of himself without the need of someone telling him what to do.
There are a couple things about this I think promote Facism:
1. Narrator, under Tyler's influence, becomes organized, confident, and adopts many of Tyler's personality traits.
2. Through Narrator, Tyler is able to set up a huge regime that is efficient and disciplined. Claiming they are enlightened, they proceed to systematically eliminate that which they believe would ultimately be the fall of man. They are all equal, yes, but they're really all just slaves to Tyler.
However, the more I think about it, the more it seems to be NOT promoting Facism, but instead just showing the course Facism takes;
Although I can't truly comment on that, because I haven't learned too much about any country that adopted Facism and what happened with the regime in control.
But my point is, Tyler represents Facism and ultra-conservatism and NOT anarchism, because of the fact that Project Mayhem's system was built up on treating people as slaves. They are equal, yes, but they have no opinion or free will it seems.
Bad I Did Start It With A Kaleidoscope,
#5579 posted by anonymous user on 2004/09/24 10:08:00
I might not see Nyarlathotep giving me a nod.
~_^
Damn
#5580 posted by Kinn on 2004/09/24 10:10:50
should have been Started It, not Start It.
Ah Crap
#5581 posted by Kinn on 2004/09/24 10:11:58
...and i've just revealed my identity >.<
You Suck, Kinn.
#5582 posted by necros on 2004/09/24 11:31:10
:P
Outfoxed
#5583 posted by madfox on 2004/09/24 11:34:22
I think DOOM3 isn't good for people's nature.
But that's no news, just abuse.
Shambler
#5584 posted by pope on 2004/09/24 11:52:30
what the hell is rocket, and why goes it go on your burger
ROAR!!! FLAMES!!! ANGER!!! MWAAAAAAOOORRRGGGHHH!!
#5585 posted by than on 2004/09/24 13:19:22
It amuses me that there was more discussion about the posting of a news item in GA than there was about the actual news item. Also, following this there are several posts discussing Fight Club (a film,) when there is a film thread especially for discussing films.
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? KEEP THIS SHIT ABOUT MOVIES IN THE FILM THREAD!!!
Not that I really care. I just don't read what I'm not interested in. It's not as if text is really taking up all the bandwidth here at work.
FUCKIN-A!
#5586 posted by - on 2004/09/24 15:09:10
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? KEEP THIS SHIT ABOUT MOVIES IN THE FILM THREAD!!!
I agree! We have discussion threads for a reason, and that is so we don't have to listen to you retards overanalyze your goddamn entertainment.
I Do Believe, Scampie,
#5587 posted by Zwiffle on 2004/09/24 15:16:01
that you didn't mispell a single word in that statement. Subtract 2 moron points from your total.
D'oh
#5588 posted by Zwiffle on 2004/09/24 15:18:43
The 's' key sticks. It's not my fault.
12 Thousand Moron Points For Zwiffle
#5589 posted by - on 2004/09/24 16:15:27
Accept Jesus into your life, Let he who is not stoned cast the first sin.
Hmm
#5590 posted by nonentity on 2004/09/24 17:52:31
Rocket is fancy lettuce
BURGERS
#5591 posted by pope on 2004/09/24 21:05:33
BEES
#5592 posted by - on 2004/09/24 21:08:17
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