 Mmm
#4237 posted by necros on 2011/02/27 20:02:21
borderlands sounds like my kind of game, i think. :)
even if it only lasts a few weeks, that's worth the current price (30 CDN).
 All Went To Do Is Get Laid And Have Sex
#4238 posted by darcymoar on 2011/02/27 22:53:58
i went to were grils lather school jackets and tell them to call me at this number 8579142.
 Best Post Ever
#4239 posted by rj on 2011/02/27 23:22:38
 Two Of The Top Google Hits
#4240 posted by pjw on 2011/02/28 05:56:04
are a lawyer and a Catholic church.
Go figure.
 Borderlands
#4241 posted by Blitz on 2011/03/01 05:58:57
Borderlands was a blast, one of the few games in the past couple of years that I really spent the time to explore every nook of every level. It's fun both SP and coop, give it another shot Zwiffle. The beginning *is* kind of slow and boring but it picks up.
 Crysis 2 Demo
#4242 posted by DaZ on 2011/03/01 11:02:57
Anyone else having trouble creating an account so they can..you know, PLAY THE FRIKKIN' GAME? =)
its been stuck on the "creating account" message for 10 minutes now and there is no way to cancel it, w00t Crytek :P
 I'm In.
#4243 posted by Shambler on 2011/03/01 16:34:31
Apparently "bollox" and "bollox@bollox.com" were taken. So I'm bollox01 ;)
 Lol
#4244 posted by DaZ on 2011/03/01 17:09:09
Yeah, got in myself a few minutes ago.
I like it! Its modern warfare 2 with super powers thrown in =)
Everything feels really beefy, which is great. Suit powers are actually useful and I found that I was using all of the available modes and moves. The ground stomp thing is hilarious if you can get one off in a group of enemies.
It suffers from slight consolitis however, the fov feels very narrow, and the "Press start to continue" message when you first get to the menu is a little disconcerting =) I had to up the mouse speed a fair way also, but the game itself is fine.
Only other annoyance I had was that the graphics options menu is a complete joke. You have 3 preset options, "Gamer", "Advanced" and "Hardcore". There are no slider bars or drop down menu's for various effects, frankly from Crytek I expected there to be a buttload of graphics options... :P
Saying that though, I threw it on Hardcore and the game ran at a steady 60fps, and it doe's look very pretty.
All in all, colour me impressed by these first impressions. However they do need to add more graphics customization options!
 Oh, Yeah
#4245 posted by DaZ on 2011/03/01 17:09:37
MAXIMUMclsm is my username =)
 Unf.
#4246 posted by Shambler on 2011/03/01 19:15:51
Returning to a previous Crytek game, Crysis keeps crashing on what presumably is the final section, when the Admiral nukes the island, it always crashes during that cutscene. Have just upgraded to V1.2 and it does the same...
s'okay the last few levels are shite anyway :p
 Errrr.
#4248 posted by Shambler on 2011/03/01 20:31:54
Actually apart from the boss combat I thought they were pretty cool...
Fixed, was a DX10 problem.
 Magicka Expansion
#4249 posted by DaZ on 2011/03/01 21:56:26
Prepare you greatest double-take neck jerk manoeuvre!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs2DsoiA54Y
 Get Your Robes Ready!
#4250 posted by necros on 2011/03/01 23:29:43
wow, that's just odd as hell!
 Sugar Sugar
#4251 posted by metlslime on 2011/03/02 00:15:56
 Will The Sequel Be Called
#4252 posted by bear on 2011/03/02 17:13:01
Honey Honey?
 And A Bit Lame
#4253 posted by bear on 2011/03/02 17:29:19
in too many levels you have to sit around just waiting too much and maybe it would be good if you were forced to think more carefully by somehow punishing the player for letting the wrong color pixel in the wrong cup.
 Yeah
#4254 posted by ijed on 2011/03/02 18:07:27
A limit on ink and having an eraser would have been better I think.
#4255 posted by metlslime on 2011/03/02 19:36:14
not having an eraser made it more challenging I thought -- some of the later puzzles require some thinking about which order to fill the cups (since filling one cup might require blocking off another one.)
There was one level I found annoying, might have been the last one, where the level spirals around and you have a single grain of sugar. Even when you understand the concept you have to repeat it way too many times to complete the level.
Would be interesting to see a "best time" feature on some of the levels, I could see ways i could have been more efficient but wasn't motivated to replay them. A time to beat might have helped.
 What Annoyed Me Was
#4256 posted by bear on 2011/03/02 20:56:13
that the thinking part was usually very quick and then waiting for the cups to fill was very slow, it didn't feel very Zen to me just annoying. Maybe a fast-forward button would work ok.
Liked the idea. I also liked the fact you couldn't really out right fail it, you could just keep going at it until you finished it. Was a lot more relaxing for that.
But it should have had a score element, so you could aim to do it perfectly if you wanted.
 Was Decent Enough
#4258 posted by Drew on 2011/03/02 21:19:42
for me to randomly play over half the game upon clicking the link.
 How Many Levels Are There?
#4259 posted by rj on 2011/03/03 00:08:56
i'm stuck on 19 :(
#4260 posted by megaman on 2011/03/03 03:38:40
The waiting is quite putting me off that game :(
It's so tedious to do the right stuff :(
 Dark Messiah Of Might And Magic (2006) REVIEW
#4261 posted by [Kona] on 2011/03/04 07:58:13
It's been a while since i've been able to play a fantasy-based action game, first person in particular. It's a welcome change from all the war and sci-fi shooters of 2005/2006.
Now typically i'll play a game in a few sittings over just as many days. However, 85% of the way through Dark Messiah the power went and everything around me hit the floor. An earthquake hit of epic proportions, causing upwards of 15 billion in damage and, tragically, hundreds of lives lost in the city of Christchurch, New Zealand.
My computer survived and it was 1.5 weeks before I resumed the game (I had no power for a week), by which time I'd started to forget the first part. Nonetheless it is a fairly lengthy game; none of this 5-7 hours rubbish some of the top developers have been spitting in our laps. Dark Messiah is at least 10 hours long.
The highlight of the game is the level design, as you'd expect with it's setting. Villages, mountains, temples... it's all standard fantasy but it looks fantastic.
Unfortunately the game is let down by it's gameplay. You're forced to use a more strategic approach at times by kicking enemies into spikes, fire or off cliffs. This is clumsy and frustrating, but taking on enemies in a swordfight is just as bad. Often enemies will wipe half your health off in one swoop, while you try to do a silly combo-move and completely miss through no fault of your own. Most fights you need to pull off a combo in order to kill an enemy because simply hitting the attack key repeatedly is took weak and you'll die after a few enemies. Ultimately, having to hold keys and use other keys to pull of these combos is annoying and slows down the action. Most enemies have slightly too much health and should go down quicker. There are a number of enemies in the game that just aren't worth fighting, such as zombies who have huge amounts of health and are very lethal. You're better off running past them and a game should never promote skipping action because it's too hard.
Having said that, the last 1/4 of the game is an exception as you FINALLY get given some decent weaponry. Either that or it took most of the game to master the combat effectively.
The RPG elements are strong, as you'll need to do many upgrades throughout the game and you can go various ways; strength, magic, archery, stealth. I chose the strength route and barely used the spells throughout until the last few levels. The spells were mostly uninspiring projectile attacks and easy to miss the enemy anyway.
For the explorer, there are plenty of secrets and health throughout the levels, but i'm not a big secret area scourer. Nonetheless I saved plenty of health vials which ultimately went unused as the final battle was easier than expected. The game might have been slightly more fun had I used the health vials more freely or if it was automatically added to your health instead or letting you horde it.
Overall Dark Messiah is a great looking game, but the gameplay is for the more experienced players. Some of the enemies could have done with some tweaking to make the game more action-packed instead of a reload rampage. Still, it's great to get an action-oriented fantasy game as there are very few around.
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