You could create a jizm streaming biohazard, and then what would you have to practice giving handjobs on? 

YOUR MUM 

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better versions by Kinn. i like Orange myself 

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sorry, but i had to make the shading less intense :P 

the shame of it all 

Love

Can we use that icon? 

http://www.kvr-vst.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_love.gif 

Blitz is so gay




i'm just kidding blitz, you know i love you 

http://www.jesselawrence.com/tf/holy.jpg

zwiffs post made it mandatory to dig up this old link 

...though having read the last ten posts, that probably amounts to thread pollution. Erm.

I'm trying to register. After filling in all the fields except URL (cos I don't have one), hitting the Submit button does pretty much nuffink. Cookies, Java, Javascript et al are all enabled, and my browser is set to save form information. Mucking around with settings, turning off firewall and using a different browser (Firefox 0.9.3/IE 6.I.Can't.Remember) haven't helped either.

Any ideas? 

Or Norton Internet Security Blanket or anything like that? 

depending on your browser, you may have to enable "referer logging." 

but closing it down doesn't help.

I'm not sure if I checked the referrer thing. I'll take a look at that. 

I got it.

Thanks. 

At some point i should look at a way to get logins to work without referer logging enabled, since that's caused a problem for a number of people. 

welcome, blackdog. Get to know Shambler, he'll be your best friend. 

Led Zeppelin reference by any chance ? 

Best riff ever.

John Paul Jones is as a god amongst men. 

I haven't been able to access it for the last 8 hours or so. 

i noticed that today. and a little bit last night. Hope it's temporary. 

it was down most of the day for everyone in #tf, been slow the last couple hours here... perhaps server's having a bit of strain atm? 

. 

obviously 

He is probably hanging around Haight-Ashburry as we write, shaking a tamborine and waving peace signs at tie bearing, Gucci wearing squares while the site burns to a crisp ,unattended. 

This story was told to me by a friend who heard it on the news on the radio about a year or so ago. It is a factual account.

There was a girl and she was messageboard-sitting. Metlslime had gone out to a very big party and had left this messageboard at home with this sixteen-year-old girl. So she was messageboard-sitting and he phoned just to see if everything was all right. She said, "Oh, fine. Everything's great. The turkey's in the oven. Metlslime went, "Oh, okay, fine," and he hung up. Then he looked at himself and went, "The turkey's in the oven? We didn't have a turkey!" He said, "What's the matter?" So he decided he had better go home and see what was the matter. Maybe there was something wrong with the babysitter.

He excused himself from the party and went home. So he walked in the house and saw the baby-sitter sitting in the chair freaking out. She had put the little messageboard in the oven and had thought it was a turkey.