Bring me back a shell! A nice, shiny green one. 

with Starbuck out of the way... Speedmapping is fully under my control! TOMORROW THE WORLD! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

um... I mean, cya Starbuck! 

Safe travels! And bring back some pop-up shamblers, mmkay?! 

That is the first SouthPark reference I have ever seen on this site. I was beginning to worry about you guys.

So, just what is it Starbuck is serving 90 days for? 

Is really just a cover up. He's doing work experience in management for Sri-Lanka's leading brothel chain. 

I thought as much. I figured either metlslime sent Starbuck on the great Peej quest to prove his worth, or 'Starbuck' was actually short for 'Starbucker' and Nicole Kidman invited him to live on the set of her next movie. 

If you ask a redneck to make a poem containing the word "Timbuktu" you get something like this:

Tim and I, hunting went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent
They was three, we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu 

That was cute. 

due to other other committments, i have decided to seek a long term second map reviewer for my site.

This would be like the guest reviews necros and RPG [both of whom are more than welcome to apply] wrote for my site, except on a longer term, regular basis.

Essentially, you will just write the text file of the review and score out of 20, and email it to me.

i will do everything else, screenshots all the html at my website.

I will still write my own map reviews as well.

If you are interested please email me. 

my own map reviews, for other maps, obviously. i imagine a roughly 60[me]/40[you] split, details could be worked out later. 

I'll do it, I was just thinking of adding reviews to my own site last night, but then I decided my site's format wouldn't work with it very well, unlike, say, Fatty's. So then I thought "wouldn't it be nice if there was a site that already had a format, and all I had to do was take screenshots and write reviews?" 

except, hehe, that I wouldn't even have to take screenshots :) 

Is something up with gamesnet? I've been trying to get on IRC as of late and get disconnected. I've noticed there seems to be some sort of legal action taking place, and wonder if that has something to do with it... 

irc.gamesurge.net -- they moved there. 

ill take you up on your offer.

i will email you your first map review assignment soon! :) 

Now how the FUCK do I add on a whole new server to mIRC? What the FUCK did they go and do that for? What the FUCK is going on in the world??? 

Open up Options. Go to the Connect category, and then the Servers category under that. You can change/add servers there. 

Yaey, I'm chatting again! Thanks you guys =D 

http://www.planetquake.com/underworld/index.html

sm57_pulsar_se
kabsp2 

I happen to be browsing through your skyboxes when I noticed ;) 

especially I liked the phrase:

The first thing I did in this map was fall into the lava beside the double shotgun and die :)  

good job on the reviewage, Tronyn! roxors.

very impartial and objective. good talk about all aspects of the maps.

This isn't bad, as it means the map should be easily digestible.
liked that one. ;) 

I made a demo for the hell of it.

http://www.cursesandepithets.com/quake1/push-kabsp2.dz

The map was flawed, but I enjoyed it. So it's a good map. 

just played the demo on my friend's pc, it's heaps better than ut2k3 in all aspects (maps, gameplay, gametypes etc). The new Onslaught mode is an absolute blast.

And it's the first game to my knowledge released on DVD so that you dotn have multiple install discs (there's a separate CD version consisting of 6 discs as well though.) 

That's three times the size of UT and about .9 times as good. Onslaught is ok, but I don't see anything here to justify an upgrade from UT. Most mods do more to change the gameplay than these devs bothered with.

I should say I have an inherent dislike of vehicles.