wrath: you're funny. Thanks.

HeadThump: you're funny, but not in the same way as wrath.

Apparently scampie wants you two to be quiet, though, and I'm a mindless sheep so I'll say the same thing.

Oh, and I've never heard the word "ape" used in a derogatory way before, but there are so many slang words that I wouldn't be surprised if "rutabaga" is actually a slang word for "internet losers trying to be smart." 

This is rather entertaining. 

fuck shuts ape up and gets strangled by apricot 

it appears that we are about to give Scampie a coronary if I push him any further. So, though I would love to have Wrath's head on a pike it can only happen in the metaphorical sense. So perhaps we should get away from this argument which incidentally Scampie started, and I attempted to end last night, but Wrath had to come back for more.
Personal Score Card
Scampie 27 < I could never get him to say yes or no
HeadThump 21 < a minor slip up in the third quarter cost him the game.
Wrath< 10 he hung on til the end, got to give him credit for that. 

I give this thread rating of Three Lobsters and a Pitchfork.


Also: Erotic Aliens fanfiction.

�No hurry, L�hvisss,� she hissed softly, rubbing her face on the soft skin of his belly and breathing in his scent, he could feel her drool dripping onto him. �I wish to taste you first, ahh yes. You are big for a human, much more so than any other I�ve seen. Mmm, yes, I want to taste you.�

She slid out her inner jaws and gently enclosed him in her small set of teeth, he stayed perfectly still even though he had seen her do this before to alien males. It was just the most wonderful thing that had so far happened to him, the great Queen S�liithsss sucking on him. So gentle she was with her teeth, being careful not to scratch his tender skin, he was like nothing she had ever tasted before. He leaned forward onto her crested head and sighed happily, his hands stroking the lines of her chitinous crown. He could feel those teeth, so sharp, yet she used them so delicately, warm drool ran down one leg as she sucked and slurped hungrily. He could have stayed there indefinitely, just letting her do this to him, she clearly enjoyed doing it. With infinite skill, she used both sets of teeth on him, drawing out the pleasure, he felt her warm breath on his skin, and oh, how much she knew how to tease!

�You�re wonderful, S�liithy, oh yes ahhh, but you excite me too much, I ain�t gonna last long with you doing this to me. I can already feel it on its way, I can�t help it!�

�I know,� she said with amusement. �Which is why I�m doing this first, I want to taste you as I said. It will steady you, and make the experience better for both of us.�

�Ahhh, S�liithy, you are too good, ahh, here it comes, oh yesss!� he gripped onto her head as he felt himself pulsing into her waiting jaws in great spurts. �Oh, S�liithsss, but you are so sexy!�

�Mmm yes, you taste� different. Less acidic. Quite tasty, young L�hvisss, oh yess!�

He reached between her legs again, sliding his fingers into her and wiggling them, making her squirm, his other hand stroking himself.

�Oh, yes, S�liithy, you�re ready, now I have to get into you, I need to feel you on the inside, oh you smell so nice, I want you.� He knelt down so he was on a level with her as she lay there partially on her back, he could feel that deep, rumbling, growling purr she made when she was happy, it reverberated right through her body. He pushed her leg out of the way and straddled her tail, then lined himself up, he could smell that hot female smell coming off her in waves as he teased her. He sat down onto her twitching tail for a few moments, enjoying the feel of the rippling muscles between his legs. One of the bony bumps rubbed him in just the right place, making him squirm on her. �I love your tail, sweet S�liithsss, mmm.� He leaned forward onto her and teased her sensitive places with the end before pushing it in. 

It is said to be wrong to give yourself credits
ThumbHead 

I see the influence of Jame Tiptree Jr. there 

Lycra Ape
Spandex Chimp
Synthetic Fiber Monkey
Polymer Gorilla
Fishnet Anthropoid
Suflex Orangutan
Stretch Denim Gibbon

While I read Wrath's comments as stictly refering to Football players in general (obviously no racial intent)... I'd rather not be the one to walk across my street and have to explain to the lads in the park that they (while playing football) are lycra covered apes.

BTW I care little for both forms of Football, gimme professional jousting any day.

I think there is quite a myth floating around about the lack of integration in the US. My "hood" would be about 45-40-15 (as in White-Black-Other). Every place I frequent (shopping, entertainment, what have you) has approximately that same mix. My direct business competatiors are equally mixed and have been so for over 17 years. In my experience with the point about crime/prisons those that fill the cells tend to be those that commit the crimes. Where I live there is no specific racial, socio-economic underclass (again refering to my hood) but the crime is commited predominately by the young black males. Almost all of the area city government leadership positions (including public safety) are held by black people. The surrounding counties are very mixed as well... Eh?

Maps Maps Mapping Maps... Q2 R00lZ!

There now, I needlessly added my worthless blather to this rediculous mess BUT I did bookend my comments refering to maps and mappage. 

was obviously an insult to all american football players. 

Love the logical fallacies you guys are tossing
around. :)

Oh and technically there is only one race
"The Human Race" genetic variations are
comparitively miniscule between the various
cultures and ppl. groups. DNA variations
between any two humans is typically
around 0.2 percent (J.C.Gutin, "End of the
Rainbow," Discover, Nov. 1994).


Side note: I own 3 Guns and they are all under my control. SKS 7.62x39mm, Marlin .22lr and
Taurus .45acp also hoping to add an AK47 or AK74 to my collection later this year. :) 

But who else is going to look after little Thumpy's interest?

He has obviously become this site's Fred Durtz .

'I don't know why everybody wants to hate me . . .' 

just play my sequel like you promised
before I can intercourse this timedelayed message board. 

That was all I was asking for.
I may have cowtowed to Scampie too soon

Jimbo Quite a collection. I only have a measily 12 Guage, 30-ought-6 over and under in my inventory which I inhereted from my dad (Srgt, 1st Class, 82nd Airborne). 

but I'm not prepared to give you a response until I finish my work related assignment due Saturday.

But thanks for your patience. Incidentilly, I like the pool areas very much. Well integrated into the map in the sense you have to figure them out to progress. 

Whats that? Some kind of ethnic/racial slur?

...AND my gun is bigger'n your gun so Phffft! 

After I get home from work Saturday, between 7:00 pm to 1:00 Am Saturday, your map will have my full attention. Afterall, I'm saving my celebration for Superbowel Sunday. It wont quite due to wake up with a hang over Sunday with the game party going on. 

My eyes are shot. 

... Superbowel Sunday...

i really REALLY hope thats a typo 

I'm saving it all up for Sunday.

Festivus for the rest of us! 

I think I really, REALLY like FitzQuake. Especially the maps command. Mucho useful. Well done Metlslime.

Incidentally, I tried running Nehahra last night, and the game crashed, proclaiming that it couldn't load "<mumble>/smoke2.tga". I'm certain I have all the zips and stuff, so can someone help me out here?

BTW, I love forums. From mappery to gridiron to race card flamage just like that. I pop my zits in salute. 

That is just so off topic. he he.

I like FitzQuake but my latest map build doesn't. Gives me the Full Alloc error even though it runs fine in software mode.

BTW, have you ever went back to software mode, up dated the settings for the highest resolution your system can run? Now THAT looks awesome. I would love to see Abrash tear his old engine apart and redesign it for the P4 as a standard platform for it. 

Headthump: Alloc Block errors happen in all GL Quake engines when you have A) a brush with a large face (2048+ I'd say) or B) a bad brush that creates an infinite plane, which is just as bad as a large face. 

that is why I had to start over from scratch on this map; it's the turtlemap. More likely it is from a huge wall I have to keep lava and the edge from touching. 

yeah, just try splitting the brush up into 4 quarters or something. 

That may or may not work. QBSP will probably try to join them up again, and then you'd be right back where you started. Split it up into multiple brushes, but then resize the backs of the brushes so that they couldn't be merged back into one.