Surely one's ultimate "anal ambition" would be to have one's anus so utterly and thoroughly goat.se'd that whatever food one ate would pass straight through, thus allowing regular "recycling" and saving a fortune on supermarket bills?? 

is an anal version of a perpetual energy machine.
Sounds eligible for government funding to me! 

punch me in the face, tell me I'm godawful stupid.

(posting the morning after.) 

What? Was she not actually a girl? 

I tried sending my response back to you last night of my preliminary impressions of your map. I checked my account just a minute ago, and the e-mail I sent never got to you. There may be some server problems in my area due to an ice storm. Which is weird given the internet access is fine. 

is talking about an access of alchohol and not the full on nasty with a tranny. Always drink a lot of water before you let yourself fall asleep when drinking, man. 

uhm, his access was excessive? 

Don't drink as much. Problem solved. 

I never said my maps were ice-proof 

that leads to an even uglier problem, facing reality. 

but MSN wont push it through to you :(. If you like, I can copy and paste it here, with some additional comments I have from playing it again today, or we can try again tommorow 

you do this in the toppic NewQ1Bsp from this Madfoz 

Just cover your ears, close your eyes, and chant "La la la la la la! I can't hear you!" 

"Don't drink as much."
the single worst piece of advice I've ever read

reality sucks; we wouldn't all be playing Quake if it didn't. 

I don't get hang overs. And no, she was no tranny. I swore to never do one-night stands without using a condom after the first time I did it. The angst the morning after was fucking unbearable, and now I went and did it again, after six years of not breaking my promise to myself.

Oh, and vigil, do I strike you as particularly mormon-ish? "don't drink as much..." gee wizz captain obvious, you don't say?! 

My warped brain has practicaly turned denial into a fine tuned science. Wrath -- sorry to hear about your personal anguish there. 

using a condom for buttsex doesn't make it any less gay.

the more you know. 

(nt) 

A) Yeah, that's what your dad told me when I plugged him last night.

B) Why don't you come on over? Me and Mr. Lousville could up the global IQ-average with one swift gesture.

C) Eat my ass.

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You can choose any retort you feel like. 

Louisville! Louisville! Louisville! 

...no one's perfect. 

If you're not doing her face...

then use a condom from outer space! 

I'll be pretty much offline and non-Quaking for at most the next three days while my computer gets a new home - namely, AMD 2GHz, 256MB, 64MB onboard video and sound, USB etc.

All of which should mean more Quakery from me in the future, and maybe Quake III-ery, or Unreal-ery, or... :) 

If the mobo has onboard video, can you add in an AGP card and that card will be used? 

Exploding dog fell off my bookmark list somehow, and I forgot how good it was.

http://explodingdog.com/january2/theendoftheinternet.html