okay, i don't even know where to start, doods. i was at home today, because i got today off from Wal-Mart. around noon, a girl i kinda know from my neighborhood named Bambi came over to hang out. she's kinda cute, but i had never really thought about messing around with her.
nothing much happened first, but then we started to get busy. she started to lick my ears, which was cool at first, but then it started to feel weird.
i started to tell her to stop, but just then my mom walked in. she totally freaked. she sreamed 'Sean! you can't have some girl licking your ears! you'll never become a plumber if you act like this!'
i said, no, mom! we were just talking about 'Brazil'.
she didn't buy it, though. she had a really lust-filled look in her eye, which made me nervous as hell.
she said to me, 'well, i'm going to punish you. you better take your shirt off, because i want in on some of this.'
all i thought was, fuck. my mom has the hots for me.
all this time though, the seven apples i ate for lunch started to catch up with me. i could feel my stomach rumbling as i desperately tried to think of a way to rush to the bathroom. this was about to get messy.
all of the licking from my mom and Bambi really started to get my ears throbbing. before i could warn either of them, a huge explosion of arsesplattering shit shot out of my ass and splashed all over the chair.
to my surprise, instead of them freaking out, they actually screamed 'OH MY YOU SAUCEY LAD! YES!!', and proceeded to play in my apples-enhanced pool of feces. afterwards we all cleaned up the den, and shared a cigarette.
what do you think i should tell my dad?
