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Scampie 
E4? isn't Azure Agony the *only* mostly blue map in E4? I consider E4 mostly brown.
e4m1, base, so NA
e4m2, brown & yellow
e4m3, brown & red(yes there is a blue hallway or 2)
e4m4, red
e4m5, blue, green, gray (but i hate this map, so I don't count it)
e4m6, red, yellow, green, blue
e4m7, all blue
e4m8, brown 
Bah 
the whole damn game is just brown :) 
Sound like somebody's got the browns reeeal bad...

*wanders off singing Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Browns"* 
I Told A Joke On Qmap... 
...just to watch it die. 
Metl 
yes, very :P 
About Sm56 
I'm not going to be around this weekend, so i did an episode 2 speedmap today. Who should i send it off to? 
... 
send it to scampie, he'll run it on saturday then. I may also mail a map his way if i find time :D

(saturday is my birthday btw, so go make me some treats!) 
 
scampie@spawnpoint.org is my email btw 
Please Love Me 
Please Love Me 
Blitz 
Not until you get that growth checked out. 
Or At Least Teach It A Few Tricks 
Y'know, "Sit," "Fetch," "The Pennsylvanian Camel Toot." That sort of thing. 
 
saturday is my birthday btw, so go make me some treats

Shouldn't you be giving us some treats? 
I Found This Mildly Amusing... 
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon".

In response to Bill's comments GM issued a press release stating "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4. Executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you would have to re-install the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought Car95 or CarNT. But, then you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8, New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary) even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.
12. Everytime GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine. 
Distrans: 
If you mail that to ten people in 24 hours, you will receive good luck for a week! 
No Bill Gates Jokes [!] 
just two map reviews for heresp2 and scragbait's hhouse, the latter of which i enjoyed quite a bit.

http://www.planetquake.com/underworld/quakerev031105.html 
Scampie.. 
My map should be in your mailbox. 
Scampie.. 
Mine too! 
And 
my map is already there 
Ok Metl... 
I promise, no more attempts at humour. 
Distrans: 
In general, don't paste a large block of text into func, unless you wrote it. Especially when you can just post a link, like one of these:

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22twenty-five+dollar+cars%22 
Excellant 
yeah, almost already have a full blown pack and we havent even run the week's event yet! :D

thanks guys :D 
Roger... 
/me goes to seek the power of the google 
Gone 
Just to let peeps know (as if you care or it matters), I'm supposed to be gone until the 17th. I'll still be checking my e-mail, though. I've sent sm56_rpg and sm57_rpg to scampie, so be sure to check that stuff out when it's released. I think sm56_rpg is particularly cool.

http://rpg.spawnpoint.org/ 
Speedy Has Released New Textures 
just thought I'd mention it since he seems to be in func_msgboard denial mode. 
Take And Post Result: 
http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html

Yes yes, I know it's old news and been done before blah blah yadda yadda shut up, I haven't seen the results from Qmappers okay??

Meh: 5.9..... - Poser heh 
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