Func_Msgboard: Choose Your Own Adventure: JIRA Edition

Posted by Preach on 2017/01/13 23:42:10

You awake to find a scrap of paper at your feet. On the front are the words ISSUE TRACKER: REGRESSION. You turn it over and begin to read.

CONTINUE READING BELOW

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#14 posted by Preach on 2017/01/13 23:44:22

-= XIV =-

You unchain the Tome of Construction and open it out on the ground before you. The blank pages rattle, waiting for you to summon their text. You take one final look at the intertwined citadels then bow your head and begin

If you think that this bug should be rejected as WONTFIX
TURN TO PAGE ELEVEN

If you want to change Warpspasm to fix this bug
TURN TO PAGE THIRTEEN

If you wish to change which demos are loaded in Quoth
TURN TO PAGE SIX

If you wish to remove the feature of Quoth which caused this bug
TURN TO PAGE EIGHT

If you have a different fix, inscribe it into the page of the book below

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Phew

#15 posted by Preach on 2017/01/13 23:46:34

Got away with posting all of that without someone interposing a comment that screws up the numbering!

(This is a test comment to make sure that link works too)

This Was Neat

#16 posted by ＰＲＩＴＣＨＡＲＤ on 2017/01/13 23:53:38

Have A Beer

#17 posted by mjb on 2017/01/13 23:57:08

I Do

#18 posted by mfx on 2017/01/14 00:26:21

so should you

@mfx -- Hahaha

#19 posted by Baker on 2017/01/14 00:38:20

#20 posted by scar3crow on 2017/01/14 02:04:24

*QA Lead self twitches*

I Got Scolded Because I Went The WONT FIX Route.

#21 posted by Shamblernaut on 2017/01/14 09:05:57

#22 posted by Mugwump on 2017/01/14 20:59:13

Holy shit, this is undoubtedly the most creative thing I've read on this site so far! Nice metaphors in the italicized parts. Hats off, mister preacher man sir! *applauds frantically in a standing ovation*

PS: What Does JIRA Stand For?

#23 posted by Mugwump on 2017/01/14 21:16:54

Hmm...

#24 posted by Qmaster on 2017/01/16 18:44:03

Stooping down, you take a closer look at the book. Touching the page you see a dot form and realize that the magic within the pages allows you to write unhindered by an implement. You begin to write...

Quakespasm doesn't play demos normally, hence rendering this a moot, though invariably entertaining, discussion.

You close the book, place it on the lone dusty shelf in the dungeon, and peer through the cleft. Suddenly a Shambler crashes through the wall and a memory of another life floats to the top of your mind...

Nice One Preach...

#25 posted by distrans on 2017/01/17 04:04:45

...four and a half stars.

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