That's what democracy looks like. 

http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm

Keywords: homosexuality, necrophilia, non-consensual copulation, Anas platyrhynchos 

haha i hadnt seen the bush monkey pic before... genius :) 

Haven't seen it before? That's impressive. I've been seeing them everty couple of weeks for 3 years. 

Just becuase you're a jaded internet asshole who's seen everything metlslime doesn't mean you have to be a complete dick.



..but it is really fun isn't it? 

Is #terrafusion down or what? I can't seem to join the room right. I end up in an empty room with, get this, me as an op. Where is everyone? 

mind 

who's living in california? 

yeah; why? 

just guessing 

I've made a new mod called Ace of Nails that's ready for playing:

http://forums.inside3d.com/showflat.pl?Board=Inside3D&Number=15984&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5

I know that modders are pretty hated here. The reason I post here is because I know most of you, and I'm interested in your opinions.

Does anybody like it? 

Carl Weathers is now considering running for governor in some state... 

pointing, laughing, feeling pity, again with the laughing... 

I thought only I carried the modder-haters pitchfork and optional torch around here. 

'twould be nice if you posted a short description... 

Damn you for making mods for people to enjoy. Damn you to hell.

Anyways, I have no one to play it with. :( 

It's just that your mods suck, they make a pig's arse of either Quake's perfectly good gameplay or it's perfectly adequate graphics or both, there's never any reason behind them other than self-congratulatory tinkering with source code, on the rare occasions you actually explain them it's clear they're designed to have no appeal to custom mappers, but you still expect those mappers to fall over each other begging to map for your mods...

...oh...

...yeah you were right =) 

...Warhammer 40K FPS game, apparently released since last Friday. Anyone heard anything about it?? Obviously I'm interested as any sane GW enthusiast would be, but it does look somewhat crappy graphics-wise.

Searching for reviews, I've managed to find the least informative review EVAR:

http://videogames.iwantitcheap.com/details/11561/

My god that person sucks!!

Will keep searching. 

http://www.wizardsandwars.com/product_reviews_info.php?reviews_id=57&products_id=196
Another sales site with reviews solely to sell the game.

http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/pc/warhammer40000firewarrior/
Just a couple of scores from other reviews but at least they sound more like proper game reviews.

http://uk.special.reserve.co.uk/q_JL6893_warhammer_40000_fi.html
Another sales pitch.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00009W164/qid=1065687940/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2_2/026-7602595-5569220
And a more honest-sounding user review.

The impression I am starting to get is that diehard tabletop gamers will spooge frantically over it, while people who've actually played a PC game before will realise it's shite... 

Shambler, seen the full version. Sucks polarbear bollox. Ignore it.

Poor design, childish models and weapons, blurry textures, weak...eh, fek just ignore it.
Or try the demo at least to vomit a bit. 

...you should be a game reviewer! 

First of all, you collect elements to effect your stats. You can get as much as a 20% increase (I wonder if it should be higher) in attack speed, attack power, and defense, and a 30% increase in maximum HP. If you neglect your elements by not killing enemies or picking up the items, you can drop as low as 25% below.

Also, there's a whole new weapons set, which I'm pretty proud of. There's 9 weapons, including a flak cannon, air gun (not what you think), flame thrower, etc.
They can all be can be picked up like normal, and aren't simply randomly placed. There was a problem since there's only 6 weapon items placed in maps, and I needed 8, but I came up with a nice solution to spread it around. Since it's not random, every time you visit the same map, you'll encounter the same weapons. So the gameplay of a map isn't dependent on randomness.

There's also custom map rotation, so you can set up a maplist to randomly select what map to play next, or play custom maps in any particular order.

And, of course, there's frikbots to play against if you don't have human opponents.
(btw, the multiplayer bug is fixed if you use tomazquake's newest version, despite what the readme says).

I can post some screenshots, but that doesn't quite do the mod as much justice as actually playing it. I'm hoping you'll like the weapons if nothing else.

http://forums.inside3d.com/showflat.pl?Board=Inside3D&Number=15984&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5

BTW, I've been told by one person that the alt fire wasn't working for him. Hopefully y'all won't have that problem. 

I don't really have any interest in DM mods. Sorry. :( 

That's ok, RPG. :) 

but i played it anyway, you certainly do have a knack for weapons... they dont feel very quakey, but they definitely kick some ass