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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

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UT2k3

#2088 posted by . on 2003/09/26 20:54:06

I just stumbled upon The Redeemer gun in Unreal Tournament 2003... fired, saw red, died. Then someone else fired it at me... woooow.

Careful With That Redeemer

#2089 posted by Abyss on 2003/09/26 21:11:22

OMFG!!!

#2090 posted by quaketree on 2003/09/27 07:50:41

Do not EVER Google the word "tubgirl". EVER! If you ever do decide to go against this very sound advice (and I strongly encourage you to take this very seriously), keep a plastic bucket (to hold the vomit that you will spew) and some red hot pokers (to poke your eyes out immediatly afterwards) nearby.

/goes off wondering how many will heed my advice

Tubgirl

#2091 posted by xen on 2003/09/27 07:53:47

...is the new-age goatse

OMFG!

#2092 posted by quaketree on 2003/09/27 08:46:57

Do not EVER Google the word "goatse". EVER! If you ever do decide to go against this very sound advice (and I strongly encourage you to take this very seriously), keep a plastic bucket (to hold the vomit that you will spew) and some red hot pokers (to poke your eyes out immediatly afterwards) nearby.

/goes off wondering how many will heed my advice

OMFG!

#2093 posted by quaketree on 2003/09/27 08:50:39

G-dam....

#2094 posted by quaketree on 2003/09/27 08:51:40

double post by (reload) proxy.

/hangs head in shame

Tubgirl Is So Hot

#2095 posted by czg on 2003/09/27 09:01:44

I have her as my desktop bg

21 Today...

#2096 posted by DaZ on 2003/09/27 09:31:03

and I can feel the grey hairs trying to poke through already :)

Mega Beers To DaZ

#2097 posted by quaketree on 2003/09/27 09:34:48

And yes, they have started to poke out.

Google...

#2098 posted by wrath on 2003/09/27 10:00:28

...is the new ampland.

Hmm

#2099 posted by nonentity on 2003/09/27 10:05:06

Tubgirl?

Isn't that kinda old?

And it's fake anyway.

Triple Post & Last Year's News.

#2100 posted by Shambler on 2003/09/27 10:42:34

Stalker

#2101 posted by Shambler on 2003/09/27 12:17:37

and if you like to drool over screens, check stalker
definately the most impressive technology and stunningly realistic looks

Yes and of course Stalker is set on Mars and has plenty of hellish monsters and is bound to satisfy the people who are after something like that. Well done Speely once again missing the point. Yes Stalker looks cool, yes we all know about it already, no it's not something that's going to sate people who want the Doom3 style.

Stalker

#2102 posted by Shallow on 2003/09/27 15:04:45

Anyone noticed how there's absolutely NO evidence of the advanced AI they've blabbed about in various interviews in any of the billions of trailers showing off the same abandoned factory? This concerns me, since if there's one place a game like Stalker could really fuck up, it would be the AI.

(Note: Yes I know they've shown several locations, but some of them I feel I'm going to know the exact layout before the game is released)

Agreed

#2103 posted by DaZ on 2003/09/27 16:45:13

"(Note: Yes I know they've shown several locations, but some of them I feel I'm going to know the exact layout before the game is released)"

Yep, gotta love Valve for not spilling the beans on HL2, its annoying not being told much, but well well worth it in the end.

#2104 posted by Vodka on 2003/09/28 00:04:48

Very good articles about making pretty picture, partly about 3d modelling, but some general things (composition, visual perception etc)
http://216.122.167.160/stevens/tutorial/workshop.html

sham: we ? are you borg or something
And I havent said that as a game stalker is better alternative to doom3
btw, stalker does have hellish monsters

Stalker

#2105 posted by DaMaul on 2003/09/28 07:54:30

I saw an in game rolling demo of Stalker and ECTS and it looks absolutely great. A totally seamless environment is the way forward!

Stalker

#2106 posted by DaMaul on 2003/09/28 08:06:55

I saw an in game rolling demo of Stalker and ECTS and it looks absolutely great. A totally seamless environment is the way forward!

Hmm

#2107 posted by nonentity on 2003/09/28 08:23:55

Fucking fanboys. Fucking fanboys everywhere.

Yes, I'll play HL2. No, I'm not that excited, it's going to be HL all over again (but not in a good way).

DooM III looks very nice, dodgy monster design (except a couple of them) though. Thing is though, it's all dark mars base, which appeals to me far more than 'present with a subtle twist' (invading aliens/totalitarian regime/scientific experiments gone wrong).

If You Like Gabba Or Hardstyle...

#2108 posted by DaZ on 2003/09/28 13:21:40

http://www.dazv3.co.uk/index.html

2 new mixes do seriously damage your ears! ;D

Industri/Tenebrae 2 Shots

#2109 posted by Abyss on 2003/09/28 16:27:12

Tigger-oN has put together 11 screenshots of the progress of Industri in the Tenebrae 2 engine. You get download them in either 1600x1024 (10mb zip), or veiw them in 640 x 400. They do look rather nice, especially in the higher res.

http://industri.sourceforge.net/

Daz:

#2110 posted by Shambler on 2003/09/29 08:14:53

Post that in the music thread and I will give feedback esp on the gabba mix. I know they're ginge's mixes not yours but I think it would be interesting...

Abyss:

#2111 posted by Shambler on 2003/09/29 08:17:27

Post that in the screenshot thread and I will give feedback esp on the second low res shot which is excellent. I know they're Tigger's shots not yours but I think it would be interesting...

He Has Posted It There Himself

#2112 posted by Abyss on 2003/09/29 08:33:12

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