Hey, Whoa
#1954 posted by Kinn on 2008/07/13 02:20:18
who's implying cowboys are gay?
An Old Joke
#1955 posted by HeadThump on 2008/07/13 03:15:21
But in case you have never heard it:
Lone Ranger and Tonto was traveling through some low country, when the Lone Ranger has to stop for a piss. He finds a cactus to piss beside and in so doing doesn't see the diamond back rattle snake he pisses on. The snake strikes and bites the Lone Ranger on his pecker.
Lone Ranger is half paralyzed from the poison, so he yells in pain for Tonto to go into the nearest town and find the doctor there to come back and aid him. Tonto precedes to do so, and finds the doctor's office, and chances upon the doctor who is unfortunately for the Lone Ranger in the middle of delivering a baby.
The doctor tells Tonto that he has to go back to the Lone Ranger and suck the venom out of the wound in order to save his friend. Tonto goes back to the place he left the Lone Ranger and sees his friend who is fast fading away.
Lone Ranger asks him, "where is the doctor."
"The doctor couldn't come, he is delivering a baby."
"Well, what did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks sternly in his friend's eyes, gives him a sympathetic pat on the shoulder,
and he tells the Lone Ranger, "The doctor says
you are going to die."
So, though the vast majority of cowboys are gay, like John Wayne whose extreme cornholing activities prevented him from even walking like a straight man, a few like Tonto were clearly straight. Oh, wait, Tonto was an indigenous American (Indian for short), so not a cowboy. So, correct that. All cowboys were gay.
Like I Said
#1956 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/07/13 05:16:36
I like Doom3
The graphics were awesome. Also the gameplay was, er....., tense.
It was annoying having only the ability to run when pressing shift and then only for a limited period of time. Which made battles a bit more annoying. But nonetheless - it was immersive, and I liked it. But then I wanted to like it, so I did.
Delta Labs
#1957 posted by nitin on 2008/07/13 06:49:54
definitely got lazy here gameplay wise, this is the area I take it pissed off most people?
I Pretty Much Agree With That
#1958 posted by HeadThump on 2008/07/13 07:36:47
the monster closets were annoying from the very beginning, but the set up of the maps was so interestingly done that
I still found it worth playing. By the Delta Labs section, my eyes were pretty much glazed over and I wanted to get it over with. I had more fun the second time through when I was hauling ass almost the entire time.
Gears Of War
#1959 posted by Shambler on 2008/07/15 20:12:59
I bought the PC version today. It took about an hour to install. I'm impressed with that.
When one hosts a LAN game, how does one simply spawn on the map so one can check out controls / feel / mouse-sensitivity etc before diving into the full game???
Upto Hell Now
#1960 posted by nitin on 2008/07/16 00:35:25
thats a pretty impressive level, I love it! Cyberdemon looks cool too although I havent worked out how to kill him yet. Should have left him as the original though, weapons and killing wise.
Defender Of The Favicon
#1961 posted by metlslime on 2008/07/16 02:28:01
Lol
#1962 posted by megaman on 2008/07/16 16:32:05
that's a nice idea
Nitin
#1963 posted by Kinn on 2008/07/16 20:55:24
that's not the Cyberdemon.
>:{}
Mleh
#1964 posted by Kinn on 2008/07/16 21:00:36
Been chugging through all the E3 videos at lunch.
On Fallout 3 - is it just me or have Bethesda's character animators made no progress in quality since Oblivion? Animation was the one area that looked shite in Oblivion. I'm surprised they haven't addressed that.
Yeah
#1965 posted by megaman on 2008/07/16 22:10:58
Interesting Concept
#1966 posted by megaman on 2008/07/16 22:13:34
FA3 Animation
#1967 posted by DaZ on 2008/07/16 22:15:18
I noticed it too, its pretty awful and sticks out like a sore thumb.
They really need to sort that shit out! :)
Kinn
#1968 posted by nitin on 2008/07/16 23:55:06
really? cool, looking forward to it then.
Daz
#1969 posted by Kinn on 2008/07/17 00:41:01
For sure. I've been saying Bethesda need to sort their bloody animation team out since Morrowind. With the sort of budgets they must be getting now they've got absolutely no excuse to be so behind everyone else.
Gears Of War.
#1970 posted by Shambler on 2008/07/17 12:28:22
Played a little bit. Don't like it at all. Control system feels awful, particularly the way the mouse works for zooming. Makes the whole cover system very cumbersome.
Is it worth trying to persist to get used to how bad it feels for later on in the game??
#1971 posted by JneeraZ on 2008/07/17 12:41:07
If you aren't enjoying it now, you might as well stop. It isn't like the cover system suddenly changes halfway through the game or something.
Heh - Are You Playing The PC Version?
#1972 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/07/17 12:44:00
Obvioulsy you are:
...the way the mouse works for zooming
Well I liked the cover system, but I played on my 360, it worked pretty well with the control pad config. Also split screen co-op was cool!
Unf
#1973 posted by Shambler on 2008/07/17 14:04:29
Maybe I'll try it again in a few days / weeks.
It's more of the switch from 3PS feel normally to FPS feel when aiming (which have a totally different feel for mouse up/down), combined with the awkward cover thing that is the problem.
#1974 posted by JneeraZ on 2008/07/17 14:14:52
Your one of the few people I've ever encountered who would call the cover system awkward. People generally find it to be quite fluid and easy to get the hang of. Well, everyone is different I guess...
Gears Of War PC
#1975 posted by Jago on 2008/07/17 15:21:02
I actually got the game from the bargain bin (for 19 euro) yesterday and played around with it a bit. While I do know the game (beat it on 360) and like it, jesus, why does the PC port have to be so damn buggy?
I have to resort to playing the game in windowed mode and for some obscure reasons give it administrator privileges in order for the game not to crash. If I launch the game in fullscreen mode, it will work for 30 sec to 2 minutes and then just completely freeze. And no, it's not a cpu/gpu temperature issue and no, it's not a driver issue as I have the latest drivers installed for every piece of hardware I am using.
Googling around and browsing the forums, it seems like I am far from being the only one who has to run the game in windowed mode in order for it not to crash all the damn time. This is ridiculous.
Specs: C2D E6600, 2gb RAM, 8600GT 512mb.
Vista Ultimate SP1 x64 with all latest updates and drivers.
For the record, UT3 runs flawlessly on the very same system.
ER...
#1976 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/07/17 15:28:50
Nice rig Jago.
I would recommend doing one of two things.
1: Install XP32 or Vista32
2: Buy another 2Gb of RAM.
Why? - There's no point in having a 64 bit operating system if you only have 2Gb of RAM. I think the other 2Gb will make a big difference!!
Games will probably run faster in XP32 if you keep the 2Gb.
As for the bug - have you tried making sure your NVidia control panel is set to "allow the application to decide" on everything? From my experience UE3 (UT3BetaDemo) is funny about that.
I could be wrong, it's just a thought.... :D
#1977 posted by JneeraZ on 2008/07/17 15:30:46
"This is ridiculous."
Play games on your console.
Err...
#1978 posted by Jago on 2008/07/17 15:52:15
RickyT23: 64bit Vista has several useful features not available in 32bit editions of Windows beyond supporting above 3,5gb RAM. And I specifically moved from XP to Vista, because overall, Vista is a much better OS.
Willem: is this what you tell all the people who purchase PC versions of your games and encounter issues?
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