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From now on, this thread will be the place to discuss speedmapping issues. This will also be where all speedmapping events will be annouced. This is just an effort to keep General Abuse on it's topic of 'anything' rather than being about speedmapping every weekend.
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Dont 
forget the animated slipgate textures in that list! 
Distrans 
You have mail :) 
Theme Suggestion 
Tesseract 
Theme 
Snow?
I want func_snow... :( 
Snow 
that twisted xmas mod had snow. sucked though 
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Philosophical 
Theme Modification 
nihilist 
Theme Modification 
Born-again Christian 
Slight Modified Derivitive 
Welcome My Machine To The Son 
Theme Suggestion 
Phosphorescent desert buttons. 
Archipelago 
church void islands 
Alice Textures 
could you mail me or send me a link to alice mcgee's textures? i'm making an open source game and would like to have these. ty. 
Heh 
Think again about "open source" and "commercial game textures". 
Alice Mcgee... 
isn't she married to Sir Ian "Storm" Romero? 
Alice Textures 
think again about "john lennon" and "imagine no posessions". 
I'd Rather Think About A Guy Named Gus 
and his battle with a severe bout of projectile leprosy.

Ah yeah...that's the ticket. 
Theme Suggestion 
Neil Manke 
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"The Fly" by Markus Klar 
Metlslime 
That reminds me of a theme from 1997. 
Oh No 
not again 
 
Theme ideas:

Sunset

King Arthur's round table

Grave Mound (the inside)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalith

They were normally covered with earth of course.

Ogre Sacrifice (the player gets sacrificed? or the ogres)

Grimm's fairytales (could be VERY scary)

http://www.familymanagement.com/literacy/grimms/grimms-toc.html

Quake University (teach complete newbies Quake)

Malice has something like this, there are test areas with terminals which tell you how to use the hoverboard etc (using console messages IIRC)

could be pretty funny. There's no limit to what you explain. For example you could have a giant penis and explain that to the newbie. You could also just explain weapon usage.

The Fraggles (anyone remember the series? it took place in an underground tunnel system which was accessed from a house, and had some whacky characters. I loved it.)

FPS parody (ridicule shooter games like Counter Strike, Far Cry)

Microsoft Tech Support (monsters need Windows tech support, eventually you run amok)

Fast Food restaurant (you work at the counter, your customers are monsters)

Bank raid gone wrong (either you are the robber, or a gang of monsters (they escape, you must hunt them)

Pulp Fiction (the map must start with the message "Everybody be cool this is a robbery..." and contain random violence and bloody accidents)

Spaceship service technician (cleans the spaceship of parasites while smoking weed, Fifth Element)

Smoke-Free Inc. (Quit smoking in 5 minutes - GUARANTEED) (Steven King) 
 
Michael Jackson concert, backstage

Monster Strike (monsters are sick of fighting, with strike posts etc.)

Construction Site (monsters are trying to build a dungeon)

Shopping mall invasion

Monster Rights Act (you must finish without killing)

Magic Bus (ride with hippie monsters to Woodstock)

Babysitter (you must watch over Mrs. Vore's kids (vorelings) while she's out on a date)

Hijackers (monsters hijacking a plane)

Target practice (you are the target in a monster training facility)

Going fishing

Walking the dog (you meet other dogs, and their owners)

Revenge (destroy someone's car, smash his windows etc, then face his gang and himself)

Public bath

Public library

Public toilet (you work there, the customers are monsters)

Torture chambers

Drive-in cinema (teenage monsters meet etc.)

Spaceman Spiff (he calls monsters zogwargs, has bizarre names for weapons, imaginary gadgets, visits bizarre planets etc, then wakes up in school) (Calvin and Hobbes)

Tsunkatse (you are captured and forced to fight against monsters in an arena, the fights are broadcast to the amusement of millions. You must break free and destroy the broadcast system) (Star Trek)

Coop Race (two players race through the same course (mirrored) to arrive at a common destination; the destination has a button that makes the floor disappear to dump the loser in lava) (could use some id map as base here)

Film Studio (you are an actor in some movie; you must play the same scene over and over (jump around and kill some monsters); eventually, everybody rebels and carnage ensues.)

Coraline (you must find a key to enter a mirror world where you confront an evil version of your family and neighbors, and must find the other key to get back) (Neil Gaiman) (could be extremely scary)

Advent Calendar (you find and open 24 packages)

Shooting Gallery (hit all targets to get the teddy bear for your little daughter)

Call Center (you get all sorts of calls, until you go insane)

Some of these are probably better for turtlemaps though. 
Golden_boy 
Did you use drugs ????

Err.. BTW some ideas are quite funny ! 
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