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From now on, this thread will be the place to discuss speedmapping issues. This will also be where all speedmapping events will be annouced. This is just an effort to keep General Abuse on it's topic of 'anything' rather than being about speedmapping every weekend.
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Zwiffle 
errr.. masturbation theme ? 
The Theme Is 
wash your hands. 
Theme Suggestion 
What Made Quake Quake. (lol teh pun.) 
Drew 
OK, let's go for a "hand wash after masturbating" theme ... doh !!! 
I Was Going To Suggest 
something like "(drew's) prison escape", in honor of our exilant. but since masturbation seems to be a highly valued subject in today's mapping societies, i'm not sure anymore.
so i'll take the easy way this time and put the decision into zwiffle's hands: which will be the next theme - prison break, masturbation (please no - i already made such a map, remember ;)) or evil dead cabin? 
EVIL DEAD PRISON RAPE BREAK OUT MASTURBATARY HAPPY TIME! 
In case you didn't see all of the topic, the theme is:

EVIL DEAD PRISON RAPE BREAK OUT MASTURBATARY HAPPY TIME! 
Masturbatory, Whatever 
 
Oh No, What Have I Done?! 
although i don't know if i find the time to map this week, i think, if i do, the outcome won't be nice towards drew. :/
so let it be known that it'll be ALL zwiffle's fault! 
Wonder How They'll Handle 
the theme, 'EVIL DEAD PRISON RAPE BREAK OUT MASTURBATARY HAPPY TIME!' in the PlanetQuake news announcement. 
And... 
don't forget to include what is becoming the mandatory lady boy sub theme.
And super strong dogs using prog trickery. 
PS 
I think it should be the masturbatary. Or the masturbausoleum. How's that for a map name? 
PS 
I think it should be the masturbatuary. Or the masturbausoleum. How's that for a map name? 
Masturbausoleum 
It sounds good... but I want to see penis everywhere ;P !!! 
 
lol Jpl... penis? wtf? u should want to see pussys everywere... what is going on with you mu friend??? 
Trinca 
Nothing... I was joking... Note also that it's easier to map a penis than a pussy ... though...

Oh ! To reassure everybody: I'M NOT GAY !! 
ARE YOU SURE 
PLEASE WAIT. SCANNING FOR COCKS:
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SCANNING
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SCANNING
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!COCKS FOUND!
LOCATION OF COCKS: YOUR MOUTH AND EARS AND NOSE AND ASS AND MOUTH AGAIN OH MY GOD SO MANY COCKS PRODDING AND POKING AND PENETRATING
 
I Was Going To Say Something About JPL Being French... 
but then I changed my mind ;) 
Czg 
you suck.... and watch up behind !!! 
Generic 
Oh, I forgot to ask: what were you going to say about the fact I'm french ? Please, make me laugh... ;P 
Sooo... 
What's the deadline for sm122? 
Monday Morning 
or tuesday morning if you insist on the generic bonus... 
YAY... 
BONUS!!! 
 
lol 
Zwiffleric 
i rate zwiffle 1 can of "creamed" corn with a hidden cock inside and a bag of stolen kitten feces.
generic, even though driven by a noble cause, shouldn't dabble at playing soccer, since the u.s. team obviously won't even qualify.

therefore: no maps this week. sm122 postpo(w)ned until next week... 
Dude 
I got snatched off to visit grandparents on Thursday until the end of my vacation! I had no access to Quake and was forced to resort to Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising for entertainment (good game btw.) I'll try to finish my rape map this Friday! 
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