It hurts to eat again. The blood pressure changes, the body starts sweating like crazy, and there's this stomach pain that takes days to go away. 

Eat fruits and veggies

keep way from red meat and too much salt, dont drink alcohol.

Pasta, any noodles taste better with chili and garlic, these two things keep you healthy as well.

If you can, smoke weed, this saturates and kills your pain.

Avoid cheap tobacco.
Get a good lighter.

Another advice is to drink some acidic solution everyday, like balsamico. Any acid helps your stomach through the day, and olive oil 

I'm getting better, it just takes some time.

I don't smoke, and I certainly avoid any alcohol in this condition.

I guess lemonade counts as acid� I'm doing that, and eating chicken instead of red meat. Also fruits and vegetables.

Forgot to take some vitamin supplements today� doing that now. 

Why are bicycle pump farts a thing and how did I end up on that part of youtube? 

 

You read on func_ about it, did a Google search and voil�. How did I end up doing it too? 

https://youtu.be/z62UB5H4zAM

Shambler confirmed. 

i kinda wanna know but i kinda don't want the NSA to know that i know 

I'm being shadowed. 

You've found that only now? 

how did you even find that, I didn't know it was there.

anyone remember how old that is? I mean, it's got me in #terrafusion, so obviously pretty old. the file is dated 2008, which ... doesn't seem old enough. 

I was the one responsible for the MadFox irc bot.

I copied the entire history of MadFox's func_ posts and fed it into this Markov chain bot thing. I was quite chuffed with the results.

It was one of my more successful irc trolls, and there have been a few over the years.

I hope MadFox will forgive me, it was only meant as a bit of fun :} 

but never on this proportional scale.

I do remind a toppic here on func_msg people asked me if I was an editor machine. At that time I was.., well .., just as old.
[84.31.152.41] on 2004/10/04 14:27:24 

Even though that offer is now 12 years old, it still stands 

Bl1tz will officially buy you drinks should you ever meet with him.

markovfox. 

Why is it that I feel like hugging pretty ladies by their waists when I have a beer? 

Because alcohol dampens your inhibitions and allows your inner swine to shine. 

Why are women so confusing? 

Cheers, I'll have a real ale, the maltiest one they do around 4%. Just with you though - I don't want to hang around with any of these other weirds. 

Having such thoughts does not make one a swine. Acting on them does. 

Should we act on them with swines them?

Maybe we're just poor souls trapped in human bodies.

On a semi-related note, Cow & Chicken was a great cartoon. 

� You remind me of the baby.

� Which baby?

� The tarbaby with the power.

� What power?

� The power to go boom!