...suckin' dick at the truckstop. 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 

I used to have to ride past a public toilet frequently used by truckers when I cycled to work in the mornings. It was out in the middle of nowhere but by a busy road. There were almost always trucks parked there at all times of the day and night.

The cycle path ran around the back of the toilets, and there were no lights there. It was pretty dark, but there was still a bit of light getting round from the front.

Bizzarely I always noticed people loitering around the back of the toilets at night. Because of this I tried to ride around on the front path, but sometimes I couldn't because some retarded truck driving goon would park his truck up on the pavement, blocking my way.

At the back of the toilet building there was a small hole in the wall. I could tell it was there because there was a little bit of lighting shining through from inside the toilets. I assumed the hole was for a power cable for the guy that usually sold fried breakfast foodstuff to the truckers in the morning.

One night (of several) I was cycling home and was forced to use the cycle path around the back of the loos because lots of stupid people had parked their cars on the path around the front. As I was cycling around the back of the toilets, I see the outlines of two guys fucking.

What the hell? Tron? Was that you?

Anway, I mentioned this to someone at work, and they thought it was funny and all. I also mentioned the hole in the wall, and they told me that it was probably a "glory hole". Upon asking, they told me that this was for guys to stick their cocks through and someone would give them a bj, or wank them off.

Seriously, all these grown men... don' they have better places to do this sort of thing than around the back of a public toilet? It's not like the foot/cycle path wasn't fairly busy either. I suspect a few other people must have witnessed some horrible things. I knew of a few old people who would walk their dogs round there.

Tron, since you know so much about this, perhaps you could shed some light.


By the way, even if it was a man fucking a woman, I would still have been disgusted. If it was two attractive lesbians dressed in bondage with a spotlight illuminating them for my entertainment, I probably wouldn't have minded, however. 

Just in case anyone wants to meet up with Tron and discuss level design, or pay him to suck your cock, this particular toilet is located on the A40 from the Headington/Barton roundabout side of Oxford on the section that goes toward Forest Hill/Wheatley. 

An entertaining mix of psychoses, mapping knowledge, and the occasional educational bit of sexual perversion. Kickass.

The word for today is "stinkwink".

The quasi-sexual procedure of a man sticking his index finger into his partner's rectum and then proceeding to poke him or her in the eye with the contaminated finger.

e.g. Kelly developed a sty in her right eye from the stinkwink Jones gave her last night.

You're welcome. 

I think that might be the funniest story I've ever read on Qboard/Qmap/Func.

Also, what grown man doesn't know what a glory hole is. 

Possibly a heterosexual man? 

both pjw's and than's post enlightened me to new terms, whether I wanted to know them is another thing :) 

omg I'm scarred for life
we need a smut warning icon so we can skip over the nasty posts ;) 

Hey, no gloryholes here.

I'm a blindfold man. 

the A40 from the Headington/Barton roundabout side of Oxford on the section that goes toward Forest Hill/Wheatley

Your country has better names for things than ours. Except forest hill, we have thousands of those. 

Our country has names like that for pretty much everywhere. Some of them are annoyingly eccentric. Chuckley Knowe. Hunter's Tryst. Dent. Milton Keynes. Giving someone directions in the UK is like trying to assemble an engineering textbook from only shakespearean sonnets. 

Chipping Sodbury's the best. 

I SWEAR that I saw a town called Gaylord on a map of America in geography class when I was at school 7 or 8 years ago. I think it was in the South.

Anyway, there must be more places in the states with such stupid names.

You are right that English town names are pretty prime though :) 

There's a town called 'Gayhead' 

http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=13741

A couple of screenies from a upcoming d3 sp project by Hexum entitled "Quake Shamblers Castle" 

Looks interesting... Particularly the come back of medieval environment in Doom3... 

THAT LOOKS DAMN SWEET

Might even have to reinstall D3 for that

played q4 demo, it's shit

Is anyone going to release any Q1SP maps over the holidays? It's been a while... 

Let me know where... :) 

...to a curry house called Gaylord's. It wasn't America though. Rather nice food too.

Tron, that actually looks pretty neat. Hope he can pull a proper map off in that style. 

He has released previous maps though and I have good hopes of seeing this released. 

Wasn't the last QuakeCon held in Gaylord?? 

No....it was just packed full of gaylords.... 

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