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Metslime Is Killing The Community 
by closing the funny thread 
Wooh, IRC Beef. 
Tastes the best. 
Speeds. 
Is right.

Best thread for a long time and he had to close it -_- 
Shamb 
go create some cool threads 
Trinca 
don't care about him, everybody knows he's an asshole, at least most of the time. He ran spawnpoint.org you know? 
 
[16:01] <Trinca> scampwork o filho fa puta
[16:01] <Trinca> scampwork o filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> son of a bitch
[16:01] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:01] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:02] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:02] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:02] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:02] <MoALTz> stop spamming
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <bear> Trinca, calm down
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:02] <Trinca> same as filho da puta
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <MoALTz> you have lost all support you had (if any) now
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <inertia> yeah trinca shush
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Vondur> Trinca, calm down bitch
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:02] <Trinca> assshole
[16:03] <Trinca> assshole
[16:03] <Trinca> assshole
[16:03] <Trinca> assshole
[16:03] <Trinca> assshole
[16:03] <Trinca> assshole
[16:03] <Vondur> Trinca, stfu moron
[16:03] <Trinca> assshole
[16:03] * Trinca was kicked by SmallPileofGibs (Trinca) 
Ouch 
 
Oh! And Spawnpoint News... 
In the very near future, 'spawnpoint' will be returning... but as Leveldesign.org.

I sadly lost the Spawnpoint.org domain, so instead, I am going to go with planB, which is change SP into Leveldesign.org. This means all links to the site should be changed to reflect this, and all the logins that my hostees use should change from @spawnpoint to @leveldesign and all that.

I'll let you know, should be a day or two. Thanks for all your patience guys. 
Woot 
 
Scamp. 
UROK.

Partly for bringing SP back....but mostly for quoting Trinca ;).

Keep IRC drama on #tf, I say! 
Errr 
WTF, my excitement got the better of me...

Keep IRC drama on Func, I say! 
Scampie 
That's pretty cool. I assumed you had left the community for good (despite working in the industry at a company famed for FPS titles) and had just decided to ignore spawnpoint because it presumably costs money to maintain.

How come spawnpoint has been taken, yet the more obvious leveldesign hadn't? That seems a bit odd. Having said that, spawnpoint sounds cooler and more underground :)

btw, I don't mind irc drama on func either, especially as I can't log into irc from Asia, because asia-pacific ips are blocked by quakenet, or whatever host you were using a couple of months ago. 
A Horrible Hideous Torrent Of Noise 
can be found at
http://www.breakthinktank.com/cgi-bin/btt.pl?toybox/ass

A good four hours of it. You might like to tear out your lugholes before listening. 
OMG 
 
spawnpoint only went down because the domain expired, and I had to wait to attempt to retke it. it was sniped from underneth me, and I'm not going to pay mucho buckos just to recover it from a domain squatter bastard. 
Spawnpoint.org 
Damn, if Scampie won't pay me the $5000 to get spawnpoint.org back now where will I get this weeks crack money? :( 
From The Usual Source 
...suckin' dick at the truckstop. 
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 
Suckin' Dick At The Truckstop? 
I used to have to ride past a public toilet frequently used by truckers when I cycled to work in the mornings. It was out in the middle of nowhere but by a busy road. There were almost always trucks parked there at all times of the day and night.

The cycle path ran around the back of the toilets, and there were no lights there. It was pretty dark, but there was still a bit of light getting round from the front.

Bizzarely I always noticed people loitering around the back of the toilets at night. Because of this I tried to ride around on the front path, but sometimes I couldn't because some retarded truck driving goon would park his truck up on the pavement, blocking my way.

At the back of the toilet building there was a small hole in the wall. I could tell it was there because there was a little bit of lighting shining through from inside the toilets. I assumed the hole was for a power cable for the guy that usually sold fried breakfast foodstuff to the truckers in the morning.

One night (of several) I was cycling home and was forced to use the cycle path around the back of the loos because lots of stupid people had parked their cars on the path around the front. As I was cycling around the back of the toilets, I see the outlines of two guys fucking.

What the hell? Tron? Was that you?

Anway, I mentioned this to someone at work, and they thought it was funny and all. I also mentioned the hole in the wall, and they told me that it was probably a "glory hole". Upon asking, they told me that this was for guys to stick their cocks through and someone would give them a bj, or wank them off.

Seriously, all these grown men... don' they have better places to do this sort of thing than around the back of a public toilet? It's not like the foot/cycle path wasn't fairly busy either. I suspect a few other people must have witnessed some horrible things. I knew of a few old people who would walk their dogs round there.

Tron, since you know so much about this, perhaps you could shed some light.


By the way, even if it was a man fucking a woman, I would still have been disgusted. If it was two attractive lesbians dressed in bondage with a spotlight illuminating them for my entertainment, I probably wouldn't have minded, however. 
By The Way... 
Just in case anyone wants to meet up with Tron and discuss level design, or pay him to suck your cock, this particular toilet is located on the A40 from the Headington/Barton roundabout side of Oxford on the section that goes toward Forest Hill/Wheatley. 
I Love This Place. 
An entertaining mix of psychoses, mapping knowledge, and the occasional educational bit of sexual perversion. Kickass.

The word for today is "stinkwink".

The quasi-sexual procedure of a man sticking his index finger into his partner's rectum and then proceeding to poke him or her in the eye with the contaminated finger.

e.g. Kelly developed a sty in her right eye from the stinkwink Jones gave her last night.

You're welcome. 
Than 
I think that might be the funniest story I've ever read on Qboard/Qmap/Func.

Also, what grown man doesn't know what a glory hole is. 
Also, What Grown Man Doesn't Know What A Glory Hole Is. 
Possibly a heterosexual man? 
Um 
both pjw's and than's post enlightened me to new terms, whether I wanted to know them is another thing :) 
I'm Never Going Into A Truckstop Again..... 
omg I'm scarred for life
we need a smut warning icon so we can skip over the nasty posts ;) 
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