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Eyewitnessed, then its probably joyriding a ride on lawnmower on the motorway with four passengers. Then crashing it down an embankment, two of us getting off to carry the guy who fractured his ankle when that happened, then the owner crashing it into a drystone wall and snapping the front axel, the guy with the broken ankle had to hop back while we all staggered down the road bearing the mower like a coffin.
I think we knocked a lump out of the doorframe a few times before realizing we could just carry it round the back. And the back garden was completely fucked as well, skid marks and figure 8's all over the place. Then we bribed another mate to come over with his welding kit. And then he was the only one sober enough to drive the guy (we'd only just realised his ankle was fractured and not just twisted because it swelled up and he couldnt put his trainer back on). So then the party kind of ended for most. It was about 8 in the morning so we decided to have breakfast then. We dumped some scotch into the coffees without telling everyone as well - it was hilarious until we all started puking in the bushes / on the wall / on the table. Good times. If you really have pneumonia, you may not be doing much of anything. I had it once and it took all I had just to crawl to the bathroom.
Good thing was I could barely breathe, much less smoke a cigarette, so after 4 smoke-free days it was easy to just quit completely. must have been the good shit
have no time, no money (hope to map soon when I do), & I am about to be crushed, but these guys do make the hobo lifestyle seem kind of awesome in its own way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C_PFvk7m18 Does all Tequila taste like feet?
I was never into cheap Tequila when I was in college... Crappy vodka was my poison of choice back then. I decided to give a mid level Tequila a try; leyenda del milagro. Coming from Whisky (Scotch to be specific, although some bourbons are nice), I found the taste horrid... Any opinions? is insta-vomit for me, but I did spend a lot of time in college hitting Tequila really hard... I think I just drink my lifes worth and now my body rejects it.
And yes, it tastes crap. Well, the cheap college stuff I can understand being garbage. Same as how cheap vodka is garbage.
I had hoped they weren't all that way. Males me sad. :( Males you sad?
Either you're really thinking about guys and beer right now or you're wishing that func_ had an edit button. Ok, maybe those extra months will help it out a bit... I shall try one more time. :)
Fifth: android auto correct is shit :P Does mood swing posts count as drunk posts?
I'm doing some starving to save some money to get out of the red, because I've finally acquitted two of my loans but the money in my account wasn't enough. Acquitting the loans was more important because half of their monthly payments were taxes. I'm used to starving, so it's not a problem� I've learned to control it: https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/10498662_10204519363967413_2444196491387777456_o.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t31.0-8/10362791_10204519364567428_429140510896006308_o.jpg But the starvation makes my thinking processes slower and affects my sensibility and my mood, so I may become annoying. I'm still feeling somewhat good enough, but in a few days I'm probably going to avoid using the internet, to avoid posting brainless crap. After getting my account out of the red this time, my financial situation should be finally stable. And when I manage to acquit the third loan, I should have enough spare money to have Internet access at home. I can empathize with the shitty financial situation too, I just dug myself out of a situation like that which lasted for way too long.
I will be expecting some drunk posts after new years, people! Omg I just got my good computer restored to full functionality, and should have some time in the new year. Not a lot, but for the last 6 months I've had no time and no money. Yee. Just got back from a restaurant where I had a glass of dark beer. I'm not anywhere near drunk, but since I don't drink at all, I think this qualifies as a drunk post.
mankrip Your health first, man... Lots of pasta to fill your stomach and try and ration yourself to meat of some type once a week. Vegetable soup is cheap and easy, but make it yourself instead of using instant packets - they play hell with a weakened stomach.
Ensure is expensive, but you can use it as an emergency measure when the weight loss sets in. I found it helps to have a morning ritual (shower, shave, do push ups even if weak) to keep your mind together. Water is your friend to make sure you don't dehydrate when your body starts breaking down the fats. Have one goal a day, no matter how small, to get yourself out of the situation you're in. Even if its only 'read the jobs page' - you need a positive achievement you can feel good about every day. Sorry if this sounds arrogant... but I've been there a couple of times myself. Health is for the weak!
Jokes aside, I had gained some weight back between 2013 & 2014, so there's no problem. :P And I've been drinking lots and lots of lemon juice, and taking some vitamin pills and coffee. Going good so far, still doing the 28 Km bike ride to work with no problems. As for drinking, the last good time I got some beer was in October: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12063522_10208237722404050_5059989033234800746_n.jpg?oh=cd807b369ff326c587239aeb5da73d82&oe=5748F827&__gda__=1460160486_a80c5030c6ddba693f560e9a9c1d93ed Typical coder day.
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