I'm Not Really Drunk...
#858 posted by ragus_tac_legna on 2014/05/02 00:23:46
...but I'd just like to say I love Berlin. I mean I am in love with Berlin. I want to marry Kreuzberg and have its babies.
*obligatory Berlin Praise*
NEVER STOP TRYING
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER GIVE IN
Nice Try.
But no. I wasn't even drunk when I posted that though.
NEVER USE A LONG WORD
#865 posted by
Lunaran on 2014/05/12 06:01:14
WHERE A SHORT ONE WILL DO
NEVER RUB ANOTHER MAN'S RHUBARB
NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS HERE'S THE SEX PISTOLS
I r drunk... 2 hundres followers on tumblr. Giod timea!!
My Tumbelar
#867 posted by
mfx on 2014/05/18 01:18:18
has 2k of follows on average posts, but yours is sweeter!!
No, i wont tell what it is...
bad engrish by all means, whitr and red wine don�t mix that easy in my belly.
Only 5 Beers
#868 posted by
Drew on 2014/07/20 21:17:55
And feeling it hard. These kids are ruining my social life, though probably saving my liver.
I Had An Epic Drunk Post
#872 posted by
ijed on 2014/08/31 06:09:20
Then fucked it up.
So all you get now is this.
IKR
URgh
#874 posted by
ijed on 2014/09/01 03:43:02
I'm too old for this shit.
First Ever Drunk Mapping Session...
#875 posted by
ionous on 2014/09/01 09:28:57
Surprisingly effective. I'm copying and pasting like a mad man. Fuck making new architecture.
Sober, But Drunk.....
#876 posted by
JPL on 2014/09/20 18:56:08
I have been in Amsterdam for the last 3 days for business reasons. With some of the guys I had meetings with, we ended up in Red Light District, and some Coffee shop(s)..
So even though I didn't smoked at all (just got some pints as usual), smokes killed me as if I had drunk 100 pints... Needless to say it was one of the best ambiance place I visited since a while.. cause while drinking you can have a look at cute whores-at-work and have fun to the guy negotiating the cost of the "operation"
Additionally, as "good" engineers, we spent some time doing some statistics about the time spent by men till entry to exit with ladies...
So average is less than 10mn.. min 3mn30s, and max 15mn... (suddenly feeling quite good at this sport despite my 45 years old :P)..
Anyway, for those who never visited Amsterdam and Red Light District: please believe me, it is really really worth it !!!
Yup, My Favorite Hobby
Watching modern slaves at work and doing statistics about it.
Lol
#878 posted by Tronyn on 2014/09/20 23:34:53
lol at the last 5 posts! all awesome especially 875.
ended up getting kind of wasted last night, more than I was expecting. sober mapping tonight! well maybe some beer.
@877
#879 posted by
JPL on 2014/09/21 20:18:33
I t was either doing statistic, or consuming...
Beers were more attractive :)
Well
#880 posted by
JPL on 2014/09/21 20:33:02
I meant it was either beers + statistic, or "consuming" some whores... As I'd like to be able to look at myself each morning in the mirror without being ashamed... and as I have a little bit of respect for my wife and my kids is normal... the choice was easy..
Nevertheless, it is not because you're on diet, that you can't have a look at the menu ;)
If Only You Could Respect Those "whores" Too
Hm
#882 posted by Tronyn on 2014/09/21 23:25:02
are you guys saying you think prostitution should be illegal because it necessarily entails "modern slavery"? No matter how distasteful you might find something, if there's a supply and demand for it then legalizing and regulating it is the only way to keep it safe, and it's also condescending to assume that all sex workers are doing it because they have no choice (this is clearly not the case).