Snow
#833 posted by
mechtech on 2014/02/13 23:37:13
A rare snow day here in North Carolina.
Martinis with 3 olives on a sliver of wood.
Depressed
and single...
So I'm drinking some cool smooth ones to kill the pain.
Oh Don't Be Depressed
Fifth darling. Being single is often the best option.
That being said, gawd I'm depressed. Life has taken so many wrong turns it's hard to say where, if anywhere, I was ever heading...
Which is why I'm currently drunkposting.
Rioja Reserva 2009, by the way. The local supermarket had it on special and I can't afford anything more flamboyant on my embarrassingly meagre salary, but hey -- it does the job.
Should one be posting something Quake-related? If so, neg!#$%@^&%$*))&^%#%^%^%^&%^&%^&%ke, what is up with your name, and why don't I get it? Probably not supposed to ask, so as not to lose my street cred. Ha! Anyway, your maps are the bee's knees *snicker*. No, really, you are the God of Quake. You and Sock and, um, the others. I can't remember right now. Who were those guys? Hey, what do these emoticon thingies all mean?
Does it say something about one when one is very, very, very drunk and yet one is worried about posting something that may contain a typo?
Look, I added a pink fedora. No idea what it's supposed to mean, but it seems appropriate in a sort of, um, Marlene Dietrich-esque way...
Haha, what? I am the walrus, I am the Cheshire cat. I am a speck of dust on the, err, something.
����puple, I think we know who you are. Please don't write "aggot". Please. Seriously. Even as a joke. That word should not be used as an insult. If you have not walked "in my shoes", you cannot know how much pain you are causing with your casual homophobia. Seriously. We are all friends here. Let's not drag bigotry into the mix here. Call me an asshole if you want, whatever. But don't use a word that insults an entire sizeable chunk of the population just because you are drunk. You wouldn't use the "N"-word, so please, don't use the "F"-word either. You're better than that.
Don't exhaggerate, Wrocław guy.
Maybe I'm exaggerating. But you know what Poland is like. Katowice-guy.
In a different time, a different place, it wouldn't hurt so much. But one is tired.
"Don't blow things out of proportion" would perhaps be a better translation for "nie przesadzaj", by the way. Yay, found some whiskey! Keep the buzz going! Should I be worried that onetruepurple has located me?
What does the devil-piglet mean?
Yeah, I understand what you mean. But hopefully you understand what I mean too.
This time I added what seems to be a slice of cheesecake. Smacznego!
http://gaygamer.net/2013/03/casual-homophobia-it-still-counts-as-homophobia/
It's not a stock response I had handy -- just something google served up a few second ago. But it seems to make the point to my very inebriated eyes. Since we're swapping links.
secondSSSSSSS, I meant.
An .... extension cord, this time? Or maybe a paintbrush? Or a laser?
May I be as pretentious as to quote Larkin? Will the formatting remain intact? Or will the goblins mangle everything we hold dear?
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another�s throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don�t have any kids yourself.
Wow
#854 posted by
spy on 2014/04/04 15:55:41
How exactly ale differs from beer?
My Head Is Hurting Enough
#855 posted by
ijed on 2014/04/04 20:33:29
Already thanks.
Yes
#857 posted by Tronyn on 2014/04/29 08:58:16
25 posts of me not being the village drunk!
progress grinds slow but does grind