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Heresp4 
I made a new q1sp map Heresp4 "beyond the black sun"

screenies and download on :

http://www.planetquake.com/here/maps-q1.htm

I hope you enjoy it =)

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Re: Doom Trailer 
Looks like Uwe Boll's got some competition! 
Pjw 
u can get
sham is fem 
Hmm 
comp then fucked totally. Well, it's good to have a vacation from it and think about life as a whole. I'm writing this from a mac.
I might borrow a friend's old laptop and travel to Sweden to do some writing stuff. And do a bit of hiking. Take care guys and don't spend too much time at the computer. It's bad for your spirit.
Btw I phoned with my parents just, they had been bear-watching in the northeast of Finland, and saw a huge black bear. Great! 
... 
Women see through that ploy from a mile a way, that is why playing Mr. Sensitive never works.

Be more Butch like Scampie and you should do okay.

I see your ploy Lun, you are attempting to keep them all for yourself!



No, really. Creepy. I know these people. 
 
I know these people.

Like, in the biblical sense? 
 
oh man, how weird would it be to even THINK about having sex with someone you KNOW!?

I'll go back to being noncreepy and fantasizing about cokehead porn stars with fake tits, and barely legal exploited whores. 
Porn 
isn't real, scampie. You can, like, totally see the CG! 
Bambuz 
Sorry to hear that. 
Hmm 
You guys have officially become creepy.

Become? (But yes, I agree).

ps. lol @ scampie/wrath 
If They're Creepy... 
...what the hell does that make me? 
You're Still Pope 
Bambuz 
@Bambuz: Have a nice time traveling Bambuz, if you need a place to crash in Stockholm, just email ahead of time and we'll trade numbers :D

@Rest: Concerning Raven girls - I think I only have one or two I'd hit it with, #3 and &6. Maybe #4 if I really needed to.

#2 has bad hair and #5 looks like a female version of Carmack, if any of you girls happen to read this, abandon hope in Sweden and in men in general, and hate idiots like me. I'm way too superficial when it comes to women, way. 
Find Your Inner Viking 
Bambuz, and good luck 
I Have Only One Rule 
about sleeping with women. She can't weigh more than me. Otherwise, I don't give a damn if they are easy on the eyes or not. 
Luns Opinion 
We need to hear which one of these fine ladies Lun is trying to hit it off with! 
Hmm 
Or the other possibilaty, is Lun is still going through orientation this Summer and management is now at the stage where they are playing the classic corporate game of, 'Can We Spot the Passive/Agressive Honky Before The Permanent Hire.'

One well placed, 'Goddamnit! I hate it when men belittle women in the work place' might be enough to fake 'em out.

Of course, Lun's motives may be pure as the driven snow, and we are first rate bastards for questioning them. 
... 
We need to hear which one of these fine ladies Lun is trying to hit it off with!

Scampie, obviously!


(someone had to say it) 
Meh 
I said "trying"

Everyone knows Lun wouldn't have to put in any effort to have Scampie jump in his bed. 
 
You guys have officially become creepy. 
 
/me licks Scampie's rock hard abs.

Creepy? 
I Can't Believe I'm Still Talking About This 
Besides the fact that attempting to "dip the pen in the company ink" is just a flat out stupid idea, the ones that aren't married are engaged.

Of course, Lun's motives may be pure as the driven snow

And don't ever suspect otherwise. 
Lol 
they obviously read func_ on a regular basis and Lun doesn't want to get totally busted ;) 
Sorry 
I mistook you for human, where dipping the pen in the company ink, having affairs with unsatisfied married women and giving that engaged coworker that one last go around are the norm.

It's those that keep their Ids bottled up that I truly worry about. 
I Thought Lun And Scampie Were Gonna Stop Posting On Func 
 
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