as the old Egyptians offered their fruit to the Beazebel God and closed the temple to come back three months later finding their shells were filled with a liquid touched by the Gods... 

... alcohol !!!!! Go drink !!! 

I got drunk last night with my ~wife family...

But dont ask me what i drunk...

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Cut.

For the best. 

a 'give or take' wife is what i read that as 

my ex wife is visiting me for the first time since divorce...

shit, she's still a fecking beautiful, goddammit.... 

drink, that's gonna help you move on... 

my exe beer comes up to me since my last drink

cheers...she stills that wicked cool! 

:)

you're rule ;) 

I was, but I'm a sinking bachelor. 

wait a minute, spy = speedy, right? You were married? 

>wait a minute, spy = speedy, right? You were married? 

 

You'd have to be at least 300% bitterer and grumpier for that. 

if spy would be speedy
spy pronounced mark
I turned up my idy
and bite like a shark

I just look double
2 counterparts I'm in
just lost in the rubble
of post-inking gin

not I'm complaining
reading between lines
drunk people raining
all of their signs

sounding as childish
as wrote in the book
burping in malfish
drunk as a crook! 

 

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790449 

http://lookatthisfuckingjuggalo.tumblr.com/

this is perfection. you know its true - its so much better than the last 20 posts, not that I've looked at them.

I just drank 2 1.18 L BlackBulls, for any Canadian Funcers - listening to Coffin and waiting for a fucking pizza. Next to getting fresh pussy I'm in like the best drunk situation ever. 

too bad none of us will ever meet in real life.
except for you living-one-hour-away-from-eachother english fuckers. 

I think that when angles fuck they're not one half hour away from eachother... 

in radians? 

I ment angels. 

1. Grade 55 project submissions for the class I'm TAing. (Note to self: Respect your professors more--god, that was exhausting.)

2. Drink a bottle wine in one night.

God, what a shitty week. Why can't I sleep? And why haven't those fuckers fixed my fucking fridge yet? 

your awesome start map of 3-4 years ago will be released within the month. (I cut the rest of this paragraph to saying yeah, TA'ing sucks)

Anyway, I always thought that from what I could decipher you had similar music taste to me - AND - I'd recommend switching to Opeth (at least this is what I did when I realized North American alternative/folk/metal had run dry). Their cover of "Would" is nothing special, but their catalogue is astounding. Scandinavia (as far as I can tell) doesn't have the social problems North America has, so you don't get the same real-desperation music (tupac, cobain, etc) stuff that you get from the US, but the Opeth dude doesn't need to be Staley (or Cantrell) to make some fucking amazing music.

PS Quake Condensed was awesome. IF only we were all private billionaries and we could offer annual prizes of houseboat parties, hookers, and giant shambler statues full of coke for artistic accomplishment. Just imagine the possibilities.