After Bastion, Kinn was quiet for a while
His second map was overdue by a mile
He said, "Have no fear"
"It'll be done by the New Year!"
And everyone rejoiced and did smile ^_^ 

Lun, that 0wnz =) 

There once was a mapper of note
who said that the shape of his scrote
was achieved by brush clipping;
R.P.G. mapped while tripping
on acid and a lot of peyote.

An intelligent, well spoken man
QMD had legions of fans
they said of his maps:
hospitals make us fap
and rich_bar makes me play with my twang. 

"Man" does not rhyme with neither "fans" nor "twang". Nor does "maps" rhyme with "fap". 

T'was a mapper named MadFox (I think)
And copious absinthe he did drink
Whilst passed out on the floor
A strange vision he saw
Of Shub-Nigurath giving him a wink ^_~ 

a mapper called Vondur one day
decided he must have his say
all mapping enable
and idling disable
then remove morons out of the way! 

a mapper - and Kinn was his name
with a grievance to LordHavoc came
despite utter confusion
on hash-terrafusion
all skyboxes now work the same :D 

Nice to read that strange fantasies, hehe!
I guess Lunaran's first (#6261) is nice, the others are bit.. ehh: Either too anal or too focused on a certain mapper.

Lunaran? May I use that one? 

JPLambert, who maps for Quake one
is a newbie, so few has he done
but with every release
he's displayed skill increase
and commitment that's second to none 

Well, I take this as a compliment... should I ?? 

I shall talk of my own, if I may,
into Q1SP mapping forray
Contract Revoked
much rejoicing provoked
but no maps since, much to Vondur's dismay :( 

now go map u lazy bastard! 

... Kell is better in poesy than in Qauke mapping... hi hi hi 

called it talking like MadFox day
so he wrote ShubNiggurat a pray
then he aimlessly wondered
what all hard-edged Quakers conquered
but they only sat back on his native to play

now he is udes as a monkey
fpor all purpose donkey
at least he gave it a try
that's more than asking why
he is still mapping like a zombie 

[17:58] Closing Link: czgHL2 by Tukikohta.FI.EU.GameSurge.net (Sorry, your connection class is full - try again later or try another server)
Phuquers! 

There once was a coder named metslime
Whose engine was simply sublime
Bar one crucial flaw:
Edicts maxed 600 (and no more)
So it crashed on Kinn's map every time 

An upcoming mapper named Ankh
Couldn't get his monsters to flank
But it wasn't his fault
Line traces always used hull nought
As the movement code was a pile of wank 

 

These are class, hats off to you guys!

CZG, try eu gamesurge instead of us gamesurge, the latter is down for me. 

The tools that are made by aguirRe
is what every mapper desire!
he often updates
to the joy of his mates
and we go to his page to acquire! 

guys, try checking servers listed on http://www.gamesurge.net site, some of them are reachable...

gamesurge sucks btw 

o.k i dont know if you are interesed by this news but my friend Samon from Poland make this great remake of a Quake3 map, so if you guys want to add please make it!!!

http://www.quakeworld.nu/?a=news&id=624

:)

Trinca 

LOL very nice. :)

Also, in case no one saw on planetdoom, some d00dz are making a Hexen tc for Doom3. Can't reach the page, but hopefully it'll be damn cool. 

Holy Christ on a stick, this thing is 251 minutes long. That is 4 hours and 11 minutes. This is going to be the longest movie I've ever watched so far. I will probably post some impressions in the movie thread tomorrow or the day after that.