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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

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#6268 posted by necros on 2004/12/01 23:24:45

if it rained men, for like, real, then it would be a bloody mess.

Distrans:

#6269 posted by - on 2004/12/02 00:08:38

czg00

#6270 posted by distrans on 2004/12/02 00:32:58

#6271 posted by Kinn on 2004/12/02 03:30:38

After Bastion, Kinn was quiet for a while
His second map was overdue by a mile
He said, "Have no fear"
"It'll be done by the New Year!"
And everyone rejoiced and did smile ^_^

ROFL

#6272 posted by Shambler on 2004/12/02 04:57:19

Lun, that 0wnz =)

#6273 posted by starbuck on 2004/12/02 07:48:00

There once was a mapper of note
who said that the shape of his scrote
was achieved by brush clipping;
R.P.G. mapped while tripping
on acid and a lot of peyote.

An intelligent, well spoken man
QMD had legions of fans
they said of his maps:
hospitals make us fap
and rich_bar makes me play with my twang.

BRUTAL CRITICISM FOLLOWS:

#6274 posted by czg on 2004/12/02 07:56:43

"Man" does not rhyme with neither "fans" nor "twang". Nor does "maps" rhyme with "fap".

#6275 posted by Kinn on 2004/12/02 08:02:59

T'was a mapper named MadFox (I think)
And copious absinthe he did drink
Whilst passed out on the floor
A strange vision he saw
Of Shub-Nigurath giving him a wink ^_~

#6276 posted by Kell on 2004/12/02 09:54:39

a mapper called Vondur one day
decided he must have his say
all mapping enable
and idling disable
then remove morons out of the way!

#6277 posted by Kell on 2004/12/02 09:55:30

a mapper - and Kinn was his name
with a grievance to LordHavoc came
despite utter confusion
on hash-terrafusion
all skyboxes now work the same :D

Lunaran's First

#6278 posted by Spirit on 2004/12/02 10:05:03

Nice to read that strange fantasies, hehe!
I guess Lunaran's first (#6261) is nice, the others are bit.. ehh: Either too anal or too focused on a certain mapper.

Lunaran? May I use that one?

#6279 posted by Kell on 2004/12/02 10:10:17

JPLambert, who maps for Quake one
is a newbie, so few has he done
but with every release
he's displayed skill increase
and commitment that's second to none

Kell

#6280 posted by JPL on 2004/12/02 10:12:52

Well, I take this as a compliment... should I ??

#6281 posted by Kell on 2004/12/02 10:22:10

I shall talk of my own, if I may,
into Q1SP mapping forray
Contract Revoked
much rejoicing provoked
but no maps since, much to Vondur's dismay :(

Indeed

#6282 posted by Vondur on 2004/12/02 10:24:05

now go map u lazy bastard!

BTW...

#6283 posted by JPL on 2004/12/02 11:21:23

... Kell is better in poesy than in Qauke mapping... hi hi hi

Worst

#6284 posted by madfox on 2004/12/02 11:24:07

called it talking like MadFox day
so he wrote ShubNiggurat a pray
then he aimlessly wondered
what all hard-edged Quakers conquered
but they only sat back on his native to play

now he is udes as a monkey
fpor all purpose donkey
at least he gave it a try
that's more than asking why
he is still mapping like a zombie

So What's Up With Gamesurge?

#6285 posted by czg on 2004/12/02 11:59:55

[17:58] Closing Link: czgHL2 by Tukikohta.FI.EU.GameSurge.net (Sorry, your connection class is full - try again later or try another server)
Phuquers!

#6286 posted by Kinn on 2004/12/02 12:22:04

There once was a coder named metslime
Whose engine was simply sublime
Bar one crucial flaw:
Edicts maxed 600 (and no more)
So it crashed on Kinn's map every time

#6287 posted by Kinn on 2004/12/02 12:42:26

An upcoming mapper named Ankh
Couldn't get his monsters to flank
But it wasn't his fault
Line traces always used hull nought
As the movement code was a pile of wank

Your Meter Is Broken

#6288 posted by Kell on 2004/12/02 12:46:57

ROFL.

#6289 posted by Shambler on 2004/12/02 13:25:11

These are class, hats off to you guys!

CZG, try eu gamesurge instead of us gamesurge, the latter is down for me.

Not Only Mappers But

#6290 posted by Hrimfaxi on 2004/12/02 13:30:35

The tools that are made by aguirRe
is what every mapper desire!
he often updates
to the joy of his mates
and we go to his page to acquire!

Czg And Gamesure Problems

#6291 posted by Vondur on 2004/12/02 13:34:40

guys, try checking servers listed on http://www.gamesurge.net site, some of them are reachable...

gamesurge sucks btw

Cpm1qw Map

#6292 posted by Trinca on 2004/12/02 05:14:50

o.k i dont know if you are interesed by this news but my friend Samon from Poland make this great remake of a Quake3 map, so if you guys want to add please make it!!!

http://www.quakeworld.nu/?a=news&id=624

:)

Trinca

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