I would do one only if I could write it as a limerick. 

Sure, would be some nice variety, wouldn't it? You're welcome to write however you want to;) 

There once was a mapper named Gove
( I'll just follow his suggestion above )
All That Could Have Been
Is a sight to be seen
The brushwork and gameplay you'll love! 

His first was another sensation:
he named it Penile Devastation
While this seems quite obtuse
it was just an excuse
for an oversized phallic creation 

We discuss this to death in the channel
but I think it means Gove likes the anal
You'll think this is crap
but why else would the map
sport so many of those gaping wind tunnels? 

Thanks for those, guys. :D 

awesome, Kell. 

Lunaran's are good too 

LOL your mom is dead
So funny it makes my face red
Good thing I never raped her
She had a cootch like a gator
And I would've lost my head 

...which level was that a review for? 

if it rained men, for like, real, then it would be a bloody mess.  

czg00 

 

After Bastion, Kinn was quiet for a while
His second map was overdue by a mile
He said, "Have no fear"
"It'll be done by the New Year!"
And everyone rejoiced and did smile ^_^ 

Lun, that 0wnz =) 

There once was a mapper of note
who said that the shape of his scrote
was achieved by brush clipping;
R.P.G. mapped while tripping
on acid and a lot of peyote.

An intelligent, well spoken man
QMD had legions of fans
they said of his maps:
hospitals make us fap
and rich_bar makes me play with my twang. 

"Man" does not rhyme with neither "fans" nor "twang". Nor does "maps" rhyme with "fap". 

T'was a mapper named MadFox (I think)
And copious absinthe he did drink
Whilst passed out on the floor
A strange vision he saw
Of Shub-Nigurath giving him a wink ^_~ 

a mapper called Vondur one day
decided he must have his say
all mapping enable
and idling disable
then remove morons out of the way! 

a mapper - and Kinn was his name
with a grievance to LordHavoc came
despite utter confusion
on hash-terrafusion
all skyboxes now work the same :D 

Nice to read that strange fantasies, hehe!
I guess Lunaran's first (#6261) is nice, the others are bit.. ehh: Either too anal or too focused on a certain mapper.

Lunaran? May I use that one? 

JPLambert, who maps for Quake one
is a newbie, so few has he done
but with every release
he's displayed skill increase
and commitment that's second to none 

Well, I take this as a compliment... should I ?? 

I shall talk of my own, if I may,
into Q1SP mapping forray
Contract Revoked
much rejoicing provoked
but no maps since, much to Vondur's dismay :( 

now go map u lazy bastard!