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Jago 
I might have some of those, I'll have to try and find my really old CDS with zipped older games stuff. 
5-lines-map-review-advent-calendar 
Yes, I'll try to do that^^. Just take a look at http://www.quakeblog.de.vu to read my first review "Numb Nimbus" by czg (thx for this map!). I would be pleased if you would support my experiment of releasing one "5-lines-map-review" every single day till X-Mas. Maybe you could write a review too? 
Spirit Of 85: 
I would do one only if I could write it as a limerick. 
Gnurffz <- That's The Title 
Sure, would be some nice variety, wouldn't it? You're welcome to write however you want to;) 
 
There once was a mapper named Gove
( I'll just follow his suggestion above )
All That Could Have Been
Is a sight to be seen
The brushwork and gameplay you'll love! 
Yay The Limericks Are Back! 
His first was another sensation:
he named it Penile Devastation
While this seems quite obtuse
it was just an excuse
for an oversized phallic creation 
Yaay I'm Already Out Of Ideas Yaay 
We discuss this to death in the channel
but I think it means Gove likes the anal
You'll think this is crap
but why else would the map
sport so many of those gaping wind tunnels? 
LOL 
Thanks for those, guys. :D 
True Talent 
awesome, Kell. 
Oh, Wow 
Lunaran's are good too 
 
LOL your mom is dead
So funny it makes my face red
Good thing I never raped her
She had a cootch like a gator
And I would've lost my head 
Err... 
...which level was that a review for? 
 
if it rained men, for like, real, then it would be a bloody mess.  
Distrans: 
czg00 
 
 
 
After Bastion, Kinn was quiet for a while
His second map was overdue by a mile
He said, "Have no fear"
"It'll be done by the New Year!"
And everyone rejoiced and did smile ^_^ 
ROFL 
Lun, that 0wnz =) 
 
There once was a mapper of note
who said that the shape of his scrote
was achieved by brush clipping;
R.P.G. mapped while tripping
on acid and a lot of peyote.

An intelligent, well spoken man
QMD had legions of fans
they said of his maps:
hospitals make us fap
and rich_bar makes me play with my twang. 
BRUTAL CRITICISM FOLLOWS: 
"Man" does not rhyme with neither "fans" nor "twang". Nor does "maps" rhyme with "fap". 
 
T'was a mapper named MadFox (I think)
And copious absinthe he did drink
Whilst passed out on the floor
A strange vision he saw
Of Shub-Nigurath giving him a wink ^_~ 
 
a mapper called Vondur one day
decided he must have his say
all mapping enable
and idling disable
then remove morons out of the way! 
 
a mapper - and Kinn was his name
with a grievance to LordHavoc came
despite utter confusion
on hash-terrafusion
all skyboxes now work the same :D 
Lunaran's First 
Nice to read that strange fantasies, hehe!
I guess Lunaran's first (#6261) is nice, the others are bit.. ehh: Either too anal or too focused on a certain mapper.

Lunaran? May I use that one? 
 
JPLambert, who maps for Quake one
is a newbie, so few has he done
but with every release
he's displayed skill increase
and commitment that's second to none 
Kell 
Well, I take this as a compliment... should I ?? 
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