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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

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The Half Life 2 'Surprise'

#6253 posted by VoreLord on 2004/12/01 01:56:09

Well I guess it wasn't really a surprise, as most people probably assumed that Deathmatch/Multiplayer, was going to be the 'surprise' that Valve promised along with the release of the SDK.

http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=viewthread&threadid=53089

http://steampowered.com/img/HL2DM.jpg

http://www.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=193559

#6254 posted by VoreLord on 2004/12/01 02:45:43

http://www.steampowered.com/index.php?area=news&id=364

Vorelord

#6255 posted by Jago on 2004/12/01 05:21:27

I "think" they were named "dnudm" 1 through 5 or "dmudn" 1 through 5. Some of the "actual" map names are Devil's Playground, Nekkid Violence, Mindless Destruction and Castle Madness. Yes, I would very much appreciate if you looked for them.

Jago

#6256 posted by nitin on 2004/12/01 10:50:07

I might have some of those, I'll have to try and find my really old CDS with zipped older games stuff.

5-lines-map-review-advent-calendar

#6257 posted by Spirit on 2004/12/01 14:37:46

Yes, I'll try to do that^^. Just take a look at http://www.quakeblog.de.vu to read my first review "Numb Nimbus" by czg (thx for this map!). I would be pleased if you would support my experiment of releasing one "5-lines-map-review" every single day till X-Mas. Maybe you could write a review too?

Spirit Of 85:

#6258 posted by R.P.G. on 2004/12/01 16:14:32

I would do one only if I could write it as a limerick.

Gnurffz <- That's The Title

#6259 posted by Spirit on 2004/12/01 17:10:20

Sure, would be some nice variety, wouldn't it? You're welcome to write however you want to;)

#6260 posted by Kell on 2004/12/01 17:22:25

There once was a mapper named Gove
( I'll just follow his suggestion above )
All That Could Have Been
Is a sight to be seen
The brushwork and gameplay you'll love!

Yay The Limericks Are Back!

#6261 posted by Lunaran on 2004/12/01 18:34:00

His first was another sensation:
he named it Penile Devastation
While this seems quite obtuse
it was just an excuse
for an oversized phallic creation

Yaay I'm Already Out Of Ideas Yaay

#6262 posted by Lunaran on 2004/12/01 18:40:20

We discuss this to death in the channel
but I think it means Gove likes the anal
You'll think this is crap
but why else would the map
sport so many of those gaping wind tunnels?

LOL

#6263 posted by R.P.G. on 2004/12/01 19:10:13

Thanks for those, guys. :D

True Talent

#6264 posted by HeadThump on 2004/12/01 19:25:19

awesome, Kell.

Oh, Wow

#6265 posted by HeadThump on 2004/12/01 19:31:05

Lunaran's are good too

#6266 posted by - on 2004/12/01 21:15:25

LOL your mom is dead
So funny it makes my face red
Good thing I never raped her
She had a cootch like a gator
And I would've lost my head

Err...

#6267 posted by distrans on 2004/12/01 21:46:39

...which level was that a review for?

#6268 posted by necros on 2004/12/01 23:24:45

if it rained men, for like, real, then it would be a bloody mess.

Distrans:

#6269 posted by - on 2004/12/02 00:08:38

czg00

#6270 posted by distrans on 2004/12/02 00:32:58

#6271 posted by Kinn on 2004/12/02 03:30:38

After Bastion, Kinn was quiet for a while
His second map was overdue by a mile
He said, "Have no fear"
"It'll be done by the New Year!"
And everyone rejoiced and did smile ^_^

ROFL

#6272 posted by Shambler on 2004/12/02 04:57:19

Lun, that 0wnz =)

#6273 posted by starbuck on 2004/12/02 07:48:00

There once was a mapper of note
who said that the shape of his scrote
was achieved by brush clipping;
R.P.G. mapped while tripping
on acid and a lot of peyote.

An intelligent, well spoken man
QMD had legions of fans
they said of his maps:
hospitals make us fap
and rich_bar makes me play with my twang.

BRUTAL CRITICISM FOLLOWS:

#6274 posted by czg on 2004/12/02 07:56:43

"Man" does not rhyme with neither "fans" nor "twang". Nor does "maps" rhyme with "fap".

#6275 posted by Kinn on 2004/12/02 08:02:59

T'was a mapper named MadFox (I think)
And copious absinthe he did drink
Whilst passed out on the floor
A strange vision he saw
Of Shub-Nigurath giving him a wink ^_~

#6276 posted by Kell on 2004/12/02 09:54:39

a mapper called Vondur one day
decided he must have his say
all mapping enable
and idling disable
then remove morons out of the way!

#6277 posted by Kell on 2004/12/02 09:55:30

a mapper - and Kinn was his name
with a grievance to LordHavoc came
despite utter confusion
on hash-terrafusion
all skyboxes now work the same :D

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