I love you so much.

Forever yours,
-czg 

it's amazing how much a well-placed line break right before the punch can accentuate the humor of something like that. /me wipes his eyes


While I'm here I would like to thank America Online. They've called my domicile four times this week offering me two free months of internet service. I said to the chump who woke me up this morning, "How many times do I have to hang up on you before you stop calling me?" and hung up.

The asshole called me back twice and hung up.

At this point I'm awake, so I get up to switch my alarm off and realize that it had never been switched on and I'd have slept until 2. Thank you, AOL! 

hi
this is a message to the internet saying hi


hi i'm at Raven now, and may get internet set up in my apartment tonight! yay! 

shutup and go map 

Are professional mappers allowed to post on func_msgboard? 

Scampie, try not to f*ckup Quake 4 please. Thank you. 

Where's that speedmap you promised be, scampie? 

Vondur: I was mapping! I made a whole map in 3d studio today! woo go Scampie!

Megazoid: yes we are, metlslime is pro, Vondur is pro, I am pro... that leaves nitin as the only moderator not a pro mapper. Also, I'm not working on Quake 4

Zwiffle: I played a jeok on you. ha ha. 

Perfect Circle has released a new CD!!!

Whew! Thank you, Maynard.

Now where is that Tool album we have been promised this year? 

Good going Scampie. I'm rooting fer ya. 

It's official, Bush and camp will be returning for a second term in office in America. I voted for Kerry, so I'm a little upset but still feel proud about voting for the first time.

I also voting against Proposal 2 here in Michigan, the gay marriage ban. Of course that passed regardless as America is rather intolerant.

Suddenlly Canada isn't looking so bad anymore. 

(crosses fingers) 

Aye. Sadness ensues.

:-( 

The 2008 election should be Colin Powell on the republican ticket and Barack Obama on the Democratic ticket.

Wouldn't that be interesting? 

Who is the whiter of the blackmen?!

Did you see Alan Keys speech after he lost to Obama, that was halarious. I was screaming "Praise Jesus, you tell them!!!" He was trying to raise Dr. Martin Luther King from the dead and just looked crazy instead.

It'll be in interesting to see if Hillary runs next time round. 

Sounds like a Mortal Kombat character. 

It'll be kind of like "Alien versus Predator" 

"Whoever wins, we lose" 

We'd all wanna see the Terminator vs the Alien Queen. 

Jesse "The Body" Ventura had also better be running, or else.

I guess that would make him a "Running Man", along with Arnie, lol! (I made a teh funnay). 

Kinn sux ok? 

in 1998 where voters cast aside the political elite of two parties was the only enjoyable moment in American political culture that year.

Kinn is on to something. The Rock will be America's first black president. 

was not born American, so he's not elligible to be President. 

I was kind enough to point that out to people in IRC a few months ago, and they were kind enough to offer suggestions about my sex life. 

did you try any of them?