In the interest of souring world relations, allow me to add...

All Americans must hang... and take your crappy chocolate and unsmokable fags and shove them up your liposuction scarred (but still fat) asses. :) 

Last night was a veritable terrorist attack of snotty kids being "dressed up" by drawing whiskers on their face with a ball point pen, begging for candy.

Hooray for another corporate tradition, as if valentines day wasn't bad enough.

Fatties. 

Your problem is that you just don't celebrate it properly. http://www.watsoncrombie.com/chapel_hill_halloween_2003/chapel_hill_halloween.html

75k drunk people (in a town of 100k) downtown parading around in random costumes and in various stages of undress while the town council tries in vain to somehow ban the event; that's what we're really celebrating. 

rofl, thats made my day 

Go map.

I have too much candy to eat and crustaceans to smoke to bother with a flame war. I live here and love America because no other nation has the resources to support my bad habits. When I snort a line the CEO of Deutsch Bank gets the shakes and sweats.

BTW, I love you Limeys; I can't imagine the land that gave us Neil Gaimon doesn't have a great Halloween tradition. 

go rescale your textures 

ouch. Got me there. There is a rumour afloat that there is a grevious misalignment in Adamant Cruelity. Could it possibly be true? What scurilious bastards could say such things?

Megazoid,
You cant smoke Camels because you are a pussy. See Denis Leary on that subject matter. Thank you :) 

Are disgusting and taste like three day old encrusted ass, but damn it, that is how cigarettes are SUPPOSE to taste, like real Scots should taste like syphilatic Siren pussy with a hint of frog gonads rotting in formaldehyde. If it doesn't, you are missing out on a wonderful thing. 

Scots (women) taste A-OK 

sure the're misalignments - alot of them, but no silly 2x scales ;) 

I realy only saw one misalignment. In an out of the way area at that. 

you're actually discussing which kind of cigarette smells the worst? 'tis a new low, even for you people. 

so has halloween invaded norway, or are you living in the UK/US/Canada?

I personally couldn't care less about halloween, but the door knocking is annoying. There were three instances of people knocking on my door the other day, but I just ignored it. For all I know, it could have been a man desperate for help after being brutally savaged by a group of Kinn's "delinquent chavs."

This year, I heard that various supermarkets were not selling eggs or flour to kids in the fear that this egg or flour might be used on the houses of poor folk who happen to not have any candy/small change/valuables/electronic goods/jackable cars.

Now guy-fucking-fauwkes... GRRRRRR! FUCK OFFF!!!! At least there are some laws about that shit. I'm still worried about kids setting off rockets in one of the underpasses I cycle through on the way home. The area around there is chav city...

I was once cycling home and someone had put yellow tape across the entrance to the underpass. I assumed it was kids playing an oh-so-funny joke and just cycled through it. When I got to the underpass, there was a motherfucking burning car wreck and the whole tunnel was black after all the lights running along the underside had exploded. This underpass is about the width of a metro and is intended for pedestrians and cyclists on ffs. 

I love you so much.

Forever yours,
-czg 

it's amazing how much a well-placed line break right before the punch can accentuate the humor of something like that. /me wipes his eyes


While I'm here I would like to thank America Online. They've called my domicile four times this week offering me two free months of internet service. I said to the chump who woke me up this morning, "How many times do I have to hang up on you before you stop calling me?" and hung up.

The asshole called me back twice and hung up.

At this point I'm awake, so I get up to switch my alarm off and realize that it had never been switched on and I'd have slept until 2. Thank you, AOL! 

hi
this is a message to the internet saying hi


hi i'm at Raven now, and may get internet set up in my apartment tonight! yay! 

shutup and go map 

Are professional mappers allowed to post on func_msgboard? 

Scampie, try not to f*ckup Quake 4 please. Thank you. 

Where's that speedmap you promised be, scampie? 

Vondur: I was mapping! I made a whole map in 3d studio today! woo go Scampie!

Megazoid: yes we are, metlslime is pro, Vondur is pro, I am pro... that leaves nitin as the only moderator not a pro mapper. Also, I'm not working on Quake 4

Zwiffle: I played a jeok on you. ha ha. 

Perfect Circle has released a new CD!!!

Whew! Thank you, Maynard.

Now where is that Tool album we have been promised this year? 

Good going Scampie. I'm rooting fer ya. 

It's official, Bush and camp will be returning for a second term in office in America. I voted for Kerry, so I'm a little upset but still feel proud about voting for the first time.

I also voting against Proposal 2 here in Michigan, the gay marriage ban. Of course that passed regardless as America is rather intolerant.

Suddenlly Canada isn't looking so bad anymore. 

(crosses fingers)