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Quake For Smartphone 
http://66.90.75.92/suprnova//torrents/2910/Quake%20for%20Smartphone%20(All%20Levels)-rar.torrent

Includes all id levels, cant try it myself.... but someone here might be able too :) 
The Bigger Issue With LCD Mon 
itors is color purity. cathode tubes still provide a far more accurate color for graphics, which is important if your job relies on it. 
Dear America 
Please take your halloween tradition and shove it up your fat arses so noone outside that putrid wasteland you call home has to suffer it.
kthx, love 
Omg 
phear teh norsk rage :D

/me joins tho 
<- Pumpkin 
halloween was a lot of fun. A lot of attractive ladies here seemed to think "Halloween Costume" means "Go out in your underwear"







which was nice. 
Dear CZG 
Please take that stick out of your skinny arse and we won't invade/bomb you. kthx, love 
Lol Quaketree Is Fat 
Here, fatty fatty fatty...
Come and get a ton of lard for the fatty space in your fat fatty belly.

Fatty. 
Halloween In The UK 
..is just odd. The corporations wants us to celebrate it. Kids and some adults want to celebrate it, but the British reserve and the fact that its more of a US thing ensures it's a total disaster.

I didn't get one trick or treater knock on my door, which was a blessing and I didn't have any "candy". 
Oh Great 
Another "America VS Everyone Else" flamewar. Just in time for the elections, too.

(Just for the record, I'm on your side, 'merkins - any country that can elect Arnie to the position of State Governor is alright in my book). 
Re: Halloween In The UK 
You mean it's not an all-year-round thing? I had no idea that the concept of a bunch of delinquent chavs in masks knocking on your door and making demands whilst threatening acts of minor vandalism was in any way "seasonal". 
Yanky Fanboy 
In the interest of souring world relations, allow me to add...

All Americans must hang... and take your crappy chocolate and unsmokable fags and shove them up your liposuction scarred (but still fat) asses. :) 
Just To Make Things Clear 
Last night was a veritable terrorist attack of snotty kids being "dressed up" by drawing whiskers on their face with a ball point pen, begging for candy.

Hooray for another corporate tradition, as if valentines day wasn't bad enough.

Fatties. 
Czg 
Your problem is that you just don't celebrate it properly. http://www.watsoncrombie.com/chapel_hill_halloween_2003/chapel_hill_halloween.html

75k drunk people (in a town of 100k) downtown parading around in random costumes and in various stages of undress while the town council tries in vain to somehow ban the event; that's what we're really celebrating. 
Kinn 
rofl, thats made my day 
Vondur, CZG 
Go map.

I have too much candy to eat and crustaceans to smoke to bother with a flame war. I live here and love America because no other nation has the resources to support my bad habits. When I snort a line the CEO of Deutsch Bank gets the shakes and sweats.

BTW, I love you Limeys; I can't imagine the land that gave us Neil Gaimon doesn't have a great Halloween tradition. 
HeadThump 
go rescale your textures 
Vondur, 
ouch. Got me there. There is a rumour afloat that there is a grevious misalignment in Adamant Cruelity. Could it possibly be true? What scurilious bastards could say such things?

Megazoid,
You cant smoke Camels because you are a pussy. See Denis Leary on that subject matter. Thank you :) 
Yes, Camels 
Are disgusting and taste like three day old encrusted ass, but damn it, that is how cigarettes are SUPPOSE to taste, like real Scots should taste like syphilatic Siren pussy with a hint of frog gonads rotting in formaldehyde. If it doesn't, you are missing out on a wonderful thing. 
Scotch I Mean 
Scots (women) taste A-OK 
HeadThump 
sure the're misalignments - alot of them, but no silly 2x scales ;) 
I Admit, 
I realy only saw one misalignment. In an out of the way area at that. 
Wow. 
you're actually discussing which kind of cigarette smells the worst? 'tis a new low, even for you people. 
Czg... + 31st October + 5th November 
so has halloween invaded norway, or are you living in the UK/US/Canada?

I personally couldn't care less about halloween, but the door knocking is annoying. There were three instances of people knocking on my door the other day, but I just ignored it. For all I know, it could have been a man desperate for help after being brutally savaged by a group of Kinn's "delinquent chavs."

This year, I heard that various supermarkets were not selling eggs or flour to kids in the fear that this egg or flour might be used on the houses of poor folk who happen to not have any candy/small change/valuables/electronic goods/jackable cars.

Now guy-fucking-fauwkes... GRRRRRR! FUCK OFFF!!!! At least there are some laws about that shit. I'm still worried about kids setting off rockets in one of the underpasses I cycle through on the way home. The area around there is chav city...

I was once cycling home and someone had put yellow tape across the entrance to the underpass. I assumed it was kids playing an oh-so-funny joke and just cycled through it. When I got to the underpass, there was a motherfucking burning car wreck and the whole tunnel was black after all the lights running along the underside had exploded. This underpass is about the width of a metro and is intended for pedestrians and cyclists on ffs. 
Than 
I love you so much.

Forever yours,
-czg 
You Know 
it's amazing how much a well-placed line break right before the punch can accentuate the humor of something like that. /me wipes his eyes


While I'm here I would like to thank America Online. They've called my domicile four times this week offering me two free months of internet service. I said to the chump who woke me up this morning, "How many times do I have to hang up on you before you stop calling me?" and hung up.

The asshole called me back twice and hung up.

At this point I'm awake, so I get up to switch my alarm off and realize that it had never been switched on and I'd have slept until 2. Thank you, AOL! 
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