Ghost in the shell movie camo water fight scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9rsosPkQqA
nooooooooooooooo :(
Thats it - fucking hardcore write-off, you can smell the ugly hollywood corporate cancerous SHIT all over it:
Surely one of the many discussions / decisions during production of this turd :
After showing the original scene and now discussing the live action remake of the scene:
Bellend1: "We cannot do this!!! 50 SECONDS OF SCREEN TIME WITHOUT OUR DEARLY PAID FOR SCARLETT JOHANSON CUNTFACE!! IMPOSSIBLE! ROI guys!!!"
Bellend2: "OK boss, done licking your crack, let me suggest : we flash her face at the start of the scene - 2 wins there boss : we dont let 10 seconds of the movie go without expensive cuntface AND our dumbfuck retard audience runs no risk of being even remotely confused as to whats going on for more than 3 seconds!!
Oh and yeah lets just forget the whole thing that the optic camo is a textile, we'll just pretend its magic as to her face skin and hair, she's obviously wearing that white suit out of fashion sense as her skin is optic camo enabled ???"
Bellend1: "Brilliant!!!!"
Original scene for reference as to the face camo thing :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1BhezbxCPc
This is not even nerdrage, its fine they take the scene and recreate it - but take it and fuck it absurdly like that - why ? Why not reinvent a similar scene instead - make a new scene that fills the same rythm - the sudden solitude/tempo break with a serving of badassery, it doesn't have to be a copy to achieve the same and keep cuntface on screen.
But its abundantly clear, talent, care, decent effort, artistic integrity are absent from this production, its a real dud and I pray it crashes very very hard in the ratings, it would be well deserved.